No Big Deal, Madonna Is Just Corrupting Her Children Now

2/18/2014 8:30 AM PST, by
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We've always known that Madonna is an embarrassing, obnoxious jackass, but we never thought she'd stoop this low. No, this right here is a tragedy. Madonna posted this little photo on Instagram of her adorable eight-year-old son, David, and, as you can see, he's wearing a grill. Madonna is enabling her small children to wear grills. What has this world even come to?!

And if you think it's bad now, wait until you hear Madonna's side of the story behind this photo:

Someone stole my Grilzzzzzzz!!!

Madonna, honey, listen: let it go. The grills -- or, sorry, the Grilzzzzzzz -- let them go. They don't make you cool. They don't make you edgy. They don't make anyone like you more. They are just annoying and awful. So please stop. And for the love of god, don't pass this horrific legacy on to your poor, innocent children. They never asked for this. Please, just think of the children. And also stop.

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Filed Under:  Madonna , Photos

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Comments

Matt
306 days ago

Oh Emily. You have not learned well at the feet of Sarah have you?

I took a look at your most recent posts. Your last 5 posts have 0 comments. Ouch. If I go back farther and look at your last 10 posts, only 2 of them have comments.

Lots of zeroes when it comes to you. Hmmm. Better hope Sarah throws you a bone with a great click baiting headline soon or you may need to find another site to work on.

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Shieroc
306 days ago

He said he wanted one and his Momma got him one. He's a cutie.

Ashley
306 days ago

Really, a tragedy? An italicized tragedy? And that makes her a jackass? OF ALL THINGS, THIS IS IT? Who hired this nitwit and gave her access to the internet?

pam
306 days ago

He's fine. Stop hating he's a cute kid being a kid... run your own household and shut up.

Abby
306 days ago

She's always been white trash. Fill sorry for David.

kssomom
306 days ago

This B*tch is just trying to stay relevant.. No one cares about her Old A$$ anymore, so she does stoooooooooooopid things to stay in the news.... She should just get over herself and retire already!!!!!

Darlene
306 days ago

This is so stupid! I had seen an interview where he asked his mom for one. So stfu