Oh Yeah, Ryan Sweeting's REAL Gross

2/24/2014 4:00 PM PST, by
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Yup, see those pictures? See them? They're before and after poop shots of Kaley Cuoco's husband -- Ryan Sweeting's -- stomach. Essentially he just showed us that his stomach was all sweaty and distended from all the steak he'd eaten earlier in the night, and then 10 minutes later, when the second photo was taken ("10 minutes after a quick bathroom trip #everybodypoops") his tummy was all toned and taut and flat and poop-less. Amazing what a big, steaming dump can do for a man's physique. Or something. 

You know, come to think of it, maybe that's why Ryan looks so damn miserable all the time. You'd have a stink face if you were full of ... well, you know exactly what road I'm traveling down, here, friends. 

Gross, Ryan. Real gross. 

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BillyD
243 days ago

ok I HOPE the writer of this article is just being facetious and really doesnt believe the tweet

If so I have some Medical Journals you should read

Spinner23
243 days ago

Can you really be this dense? He's intentionally puffing his stomach out and the tweet was an obvious joke. Did Anna Kachikyan write this drivel? She seems to be the most vapid.

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stef
243 days ago

Ah, the tweens are back obsessing over Ryan yet again. Love how this photo is just so disturbing to you, yet you couldn't stop gushing about how wonderful crackhead Lindsay looked when her face was all bloated and teeth were rotted away due to drugs.

How utterly pathetic that you felt the need to caption the photo 'The (not so) happy newlyweds'. You truly have some pathetic jealously issues with Kaley Cuoco.

maria
242 days ago

The person who writes these ryan sweeting articles purports to do it because she loves kaley cuoco and is disappointed with her choice of a husband.

If kaley cuoco knew about this blog and met this writer on the street, she would punch her in the face.

i hope the writer realizes that.

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William Foresman
242 days ago

that's just weird that someone would post that anywhere

Matt
242 days ago

Yo genius. It's clear that these photos were taken seconds apart. It is also clear Kaley took them.

She clearly thinks it's funny that he pushed his stomach out. That you wrote a post about it shows your desperation.

CopiousAmountsOfTV
242 days ago

That's just boys being DUMB boys! It's actually kind of cute.
Your headline on the link made it sound like he took a picture of his dump!

I reject you totally and cite you for inappropriate scorn!
(I also cite myself for excessive use of exclamation points!)

Courtney
242 days ago

Lol it reminds me of TMZ's "Find the Differences" game where you find the three differences in the two pictures. In this case there are four differences. Can you spot them? (6 if you're picky and count his slight right hand change holding the remote and his head tilted slightly different. But hose don't really count!) :)

Drea
242 days ago

OMG you're an idiot. It looks like he just pushed out his stomach and then sucked it in and took 2 photos and then made a poop joke. He was trying to be funny. What's your sick obsession with this guy? Is he an ex who broke your heart or something? Seriously... you need therapy Sarah.

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JMO
242 days ago

regardless of the joke he is classless!! Is it necessary to tweet a bathroom needs?disgusting. Grow up and learn/find some manners. ALL 3 OF YOU KALEY, RYAN & SARAH!!!!

Jamie
242 days ago

Is Sarah Taylor in love with Kaley? Why is Kaley "too good" for her husband? And why did the headline ask readers if we wanted to see Kaley's husband's poop? It's only a picture of his stomach! Quit raining on Kaley's parade. She loves this guy, she's happy..so let her be.

Sarah
242 days ago

lmao this is hilarious and for once i find your hatin' ass writing just complementary to the whole spectacle.

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Colin
242 days ago

Wow....does the writer of this article consider herself a real journalist? If so....I'd suggest a career change very quick. I've gone to college for journalism and this is absolute trash. I feel embarrassed that she even had the courage to release this article to the public expecting to be taken seriously.

Ashley
242 days ago

okay WTF? how the hell do you make your stomach look like that? this guy's tennis career must be finished.

Talaa
242 days ago

OK, clearly you are still green with envy... it's the only reason you hate on Kaley and her new husband. You are so jealous of them and their happiness that you're willing to just make up random crap and put it all over TMZ, a real website. It's getting really old!

JJ
242 days ago

The same people that are crying about how "gross" he is for making these pictures and talking about how classless and creepy he is are the same morons that tune in every week to watch the escapades of the Kardashians , the "kids" from Rich Kids of Beverly Hills, and other shows like that. A good writer doesn't let personal opinion cloud judgement, they remain unbiased in their stories.

Grow up, deal with your crush on Kaley and the soul crushing reality that she got married, and move on.

JJ
242 days ago

The same people that are crying about how "gross" he is for making these pictures and talking about how classless and creepy he is are the same morons that tune in every week to watch the escapades of the Kardashians , the "kids" from Rich Kids of Beverly Hills, and other shows like that. A good writer doesn't let personal opinion cloud judgement, they remain unbiased in their stories.

Grow up, deal with your crush on Kaley and the soul crushing reality that she got married, and move on.

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Nicole
242 days ago

You're truly fucked in the head, Sarah.

Go away and stay there.

tiffany
242 days ago

It's hilarious that every one hates the writing, but yet still comes back to read. Like saying the food is gross at the Jack in the Box, but you always find yourself in the drive-thru late at night when no one is looking.

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Barry
167 days ago

This is stupid... A lot of guys (including myself) can push their stomach out to make them look extremely bloated. It's not a before and after picture of taking a shit. You guys really need to learn some common sense