Carol Alt Doesn't Get Kate Upton, Is Obviously Blind

2/26/2014 3:00 PM PST, by
Carol Alt
, a supermodel who was on the cover of the "Sports Illustrated" swimsuit issue in 1982, has some issues. Specifically, she has some issues with Kate Upton. What kind of issues, you may be wondering. Issues with how amazingly stunning she is? Issues with how insanely gorgeous her body is? Issues with how successful she's been, or how cool she seems?

Nah, she's just not into it. Here's what she told The Huffington Post:

"What I don't understand with Kate is what's all the hullaballoo. There are many covers of Sports Illustrated -- one girl was just wearing a bottom, no top. I don't get what all the hullabaloo is. I think what it is is that in this moment there's just so much social media and that's why she's had more word of mouth than anybody. I like Kate, she's a pretty girl. But all the girls are nice, and all the girls are pretty. Every cover, to me, deserves to be talked about."

OK, that last part is fair, of course all the girls are pretty. But, um, has she seen Kate Upton? Is she aware of what she looks like? Because if you have eyeballs, I'm pretty sure you understand "what's all the hullaballoo." You understand it hard.

Filed Under:  Kate Upton , Carol Alt , Interview

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William Foresman
590 days ago

Seriously? Kate is smokin!

Isaac Newton
589 days ago

She is what comes to mind when I hear the word "perfection"

589 days ago

Carol is an example of how catty the modeling business is, no matter your age. Perhaps she is envious of Kate's youth and beauty. It has been almost 30 years since anybody really made a fuss over Carol, after all.

589 days ago

No, she is not "obviously blind." Kate Upton is NOT perfection, she's not even pretty by model standards. Totally overrated and trying to milk everything she can out of the fame she does get.

589 days ago

Guess she doesn't like puffy droopy girls. I know I don't.