Congratulations, Gwyneth Paltrow, You're Tolerable Today!
Oh, what a special, special day when Gwyneth Paltrow does something that doesn't melt your brain from all the obnoxiousness! Today's that day, guys, because Gwyneth did a little video for Ellen DeGeneres, and she comes across as likable, funny, and, dare we even dream it, a little bit charming. It probably helps that Ellen's there, being one of the most lovable people in the universe, but still, we can't take this away from Gwyneth. This is her moment in the sunlight, this, right now, and we need to let her soak it up.
Man, though, what a giant piece of work, right?