Well, That Was Fast, Huh?

2/26/2014 3:00 AM PST, by
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Is there an actual reason behind Katy Perry's lewd kiss with Miley Cyrus the other night on one of the "Bangerz" tour stops? Well, possibly, because John Mayer and Katy Perry have allegedly broken up, and it's boring and silly and unsurprising how fickle these two can be -- one minute they're acting like an old married couple, engagement notions floating around like gossamer pubes, while the very next minute you're talking about how Katy's gone and dumped John's skeezing ass for ... well, for whatever reason she allegedly did. 

Sources say that Katy was the one who pulled the trigger on the relationship, and that it happened over the last few days -- which would ring true in the Miley-kissing sense, because the time coincides, and what's one of the very best ways to tick your significant other -- either former or current -- off? Of course: by locking lips with Miley Cyrus and ruining your hotness factor for, like, ever.

Do we believe the rumors? Well, maybe. It wouldn't be all that surprising, given the history of these two. But Katy dumping John? Not too sure about that. Even King Douche John Mayer probably has some standards, you know. 

Way to go, Miley. Set on ruining everybody's relationship single-handedly? 

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Filed Under:  Katy Perry , John Mayer , hot photos , Photos

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Comments

Minah
189 days ago

I know for a fact this story is complete crap. He has a house in my home town. We see them regularly, very happily in love away from the sleazy eyes of the press. Wasn't it you that reported about 10 days ago that they were engaged and he had given her a ring? Flip flop, get it together. This site is one big contradiction after another.

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Nicole
189 days ago

You really need the D.

IDATEDASQUIRTER
188 days ago

John Mayer is my hero.......

IDATEDASQUIRTER
188 days ago

John Mayer is my hero.....

FishWrapperStud
188 days ago

Another bullshit story from these hack wannabe bloggers.

Ashley
188 days ago

Miley Cyrus is a home wrecker.

Uh Wha?
188 days ago

Clearly it must be all Miley. I can't stand her but seriously? That's a bit of a stretch...

gwen
188 days ago

Good grief... "floating around like gossamer pubes"
Who writes this crap??

Natattackz
188 days ago

Of COURSE this was written about Sarah Taylor. She has an unhealthy obsession with Miley Cyrus. I'm pretty sure if a nuke was dropped she'd find a way to blame Miley.

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William Foresman
188 days ago

There's something about john I just don't like and Katy could do WAY better

Zil
188 days ago

Aw c'mon FW...Miley had no more to do with this than with global warming. Firstly, that wasn't much of a kiss - I'd call it a smooch, and secondly, you don't break up a 2-year relationship over something like that. Wow...

Zil
188 days ago

Aw c'mon FW...Miley had no more to do with this than with global warming. Firstly, that wasn't much of a kiss - I'd call it a smooch, and secondly, you don't break up a 2-year relationship over something like that. Wow...

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Sara
188 days ago

Did you watch the video? Katy went in for a friend smooch and Miley tried to french her and Katy pulled away all "blech" I don't think that counts as locking lips.

Aclayterman
188 days ago

Katy looks like she is turning into Grace Slick.

RotalSnart
187 days ago

Katie Perry is a drug addled whack-job liberal loser, Just like John Mayer and Miley......

Ocean
187 days ago

I don't see how Miley could break anyone up as she's not very attractive or appealing.