Kim Kardashian Is Denser Than You Ever Could Have Imagined

2/27/2014 3:00 PM PST, by
Look, I'm sure Kim Kardashian is a perfectly nice woman. She does some charity work, and that's nice, and ... you know, it's not like she's actively not nice. It's just that she's not the brightest crayon in the box. And that's OK! Not everyone has to be super intelligent, and she's obviously doing really well for herself. It's fine.

It's just that she said this thing about her precious little baby daughter, North West, in an interview with People, and we absolutely, positively have to discuss it:

“Comfort is everything,” says Kardashian, who favors neutral onesies for North, whose style she describes as “simple, classic and really chic.”

Guys ... North is a baby. She is an infant. She is literally eight months old. She can't read or form sentences, much less have a "classic and really chic" style. All she cares about is that she is not cold and that she's loved and also that someone takes care of her poop. Because she is a baby.

This family, I swear.

Filed Under:  Kim Kardashian , Interview

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818 days ago

I agree with Kim I have children and a grandchild when they are babies that all they do care about what was wrong with what she said stop looking to pick this woman apart for everything she say and do!

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817 days ago

Take some SIMPLE WORDS from a mother, TWIST THEM and you'll get:

-Baby North Dresses herself in Classic, Chic Onesies

with the AUDACITY to headline, KIM K IS DENSER THAN . . .

LOL at your expense and a desperate attempt to rag on Kim.
Shame on you.

Kev the Realist
817 days ago

It is very simple, Kim is STUPID, certifiably dumb as dirt. So she is a stupid,talentless, dumb as dirt, self-absorbed, ghetto raiding, WHORE......

Heilige Bimbam
817 days ago

I am no Kim Kardashian fan, and I have never watched any of her shows.However she clearly meant that she, Kim dressed her daughter North in "simple and classic style" You are trying too hard to misconstrue this statement to prove a point.

817 days ago

whoever wrote this article is very dumb. i know u hate her but stop trying to bring her down. this is the most stupid article i have ever read..... she clearly means the style she dresses her baby in is classy and chic.
you are the same pple who call celeb kids like suri and blue ivy fashionistas.

817 days ago

Kim didn't say anything wrong. The person that wrote this article is dumb and someone needs it explain word by word what Kim meant.

817 days ago

The person who wrote this article is stupid and some needs to explain word by word what Kim meant.

816 days ago

Actually I imagined her being exactly this dense. Then again, nobody really cares what she thinks. You're not actually supposed to read any of the verbiage that surrounds pictures of her.

816 days ago

Since when has Kim ever done charity work?

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Bill Foresman
813 days ago

say what you want but she's laughing all the way to the bank...

810 days ago

Emily Trainham you have a deep obsession/ hatred for this girl in particular and her family. Grow up this kind of article is pathetic, it makes you look pathetic and also fish wrapper.

Shirlyn Watley
809 days ago

Kim kardashin is a nieve person and very self centered but one thing I can say is that she loves north west very much .but it's one thing that she needs to do with north west she needs to keep her out of the lime light she is to small to be in it and to young she needs to learn some sences about her self and stop beening so nieve and gullluble .

361 days ago

Kimye has out-done herself yet again. Her biggest talent=being Armenian. Her claim to fame=cunnifellatincoitilating Brandy's lil bro. Everytime Kimye gets with Kanye, it's charity work.