John Mayer's Already Oozing His Gross All Over Another Chick
Well well. Look who showed up at an Oscars pre-party last night and let some random cling all over him while being photographed -- it's your favorite least-favorite douchebag in the land, John Mayer! And that random clinging to him isn't Katy Perry, in case you needed to adjust your screen resolution to tell.
John and Katy are rumored to be on the outs these days, despite engagement ring rumors, and it's apparent that John wasted no time being candid with yet another lady in waiting.
Who's next, John? Is there anyone safe from your racist, not-so-discerning penis these days?