We Need to Talk About How Gorgeous The Kardashians Looked Last Night

3/3/2014 12:00 PM PST, by
Now wait, before you get upset about this, the Kardashian sisters were not at the Oscars -- small miracles and all -- but they did attend Elton John's viewing party. And that is why they're all so dressed up. And by "so dressed up," obviously I mean "oh my god how are they all so GORGEOUS?!?!?!"

Let's be real though, Kim Kardashian has the weakest look here. The color looks great on her, but the material looks kind of cheap, and it's a cut a little, or a lot, too low. The makeup and hair is great though, and say what you will about her -- it doesn't matter, seriously, say whatever -- but Kim is a really beautiful woman.

But then there's Khloe Kardashian, serving up that Jessica Rabbit fierceness, and she looks SO GOOD. It's insane how good she looks. Did we all know that she had curves like that? Was that a secret? It kind of doesn't matter, because her beauty eclipses everything.

OK, OK, but Kourtney Kardashian is on a whole different level. Kourtney tends to prefer this kind of look, the super hot menswear for ladies, and it works for her on every single level. It just ... there aren't enough good words to say about it. This is perfect. This look is perfect and amazing and more ladies need to reconsider the cleavage-y red ballgown and try this look out. Because, once again, it is perfect.

So do you love it or what?


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818 days ago

The dres is all wrong for Kim and her hair looks like she just rolled out of bed. Khloe looks like a tranny, and Kourtney looks like Colonel Sanders' long lost relative. With so much to talk about from last night you still manage to force feed us this gutter slut and her two trampy sisters. Sad.

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818 days ago


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818 days ago

Just one question.....WHY were these sluts at an Oscar after-party? I thought these parties were for actresses & actors...Neither of which they have NO TALENT< WHEN WILL THEY ALL GO AWAY????

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818 days ago

Khloe and Kim have so much make-up on they look ridiculous! Kim's dress is all wrinkled. Kim cannot dress without exposing her breasts which she must think people want to see on a daily basis. They are all phony pretty much from head to toe. And why does their mother go everywhere with them, does she think she's 25?

Miss D
818 days ago

Just want to remind girls that these girls bodies are not real. Lots of ways the bodies aren't real. They get all kinds of help.

You can make your body your sexiest outfit in a natural way with home body contouring wraps. The co won't take celebrity endorsers at all including certain families famous for being famous...


818 days ago

Khloe and Courtney Kardashian looked so chic and glamorous and drop dead GORGOUS at the Oscars viewing party!!!!!! But Kim less is more honey. Those breasts in everyone's face is just a tad vulgar darling! Save it for Kanye.....

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818 days ago

Although I'm not a fan of the Kardashians, in fairness they all looked great!

818 days ago

First - they were NOT at the Oscars OR at an after Oscar’s party. They paid to attended Elton John's Benefit for Aids which is an Oscar Viewing party. You buy the ticket you can attend. That being said - Elton - what the heck were you thinking allowing them to attend!! Kim is just coming off being a paid escort for an evening with a stranger in Austria. Not exactly class acts for party guests.

818 days ago

Khloe looks daaamn good!! Beautiful! Kim's dress is a beautiful color, but too low cut and the style doesn't look great on her, but she does look pretty and cute little Kourtney always looks so pretty.

818 days ago

they looked very good.to bad Kourtney didn't put on a dress,but to each there own.

818 days ago

Kim thought it was the Golden Globes and pulled hers out. Is it just me or does anyone else want to grab her face in both hands and squish it all around. Move her face in your hands, smush up her cheeks and mouth, to illicit some sort of expression? She looks vacant and her face seems soulless.

818 days ago

I heard Kim couldn't get into the Vanity Fair party, ah...too bad. They shouldn't be let into any parties. And why us Kourtney dressed like a little boy?

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818 days ago

I agree with Blair..
These 3 have no talent, not even being good in bed....lol
All their guys end up dropping them..

818 days ago

Khloe, whom I love, should've reconsidered the lip stick. Kourney needs to toss the manly outfit and her man. Kim is as cheap as her dress looks. But I love Khloe.

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818 days ago

What is Larry Bird in drag doing with the only 2 real Kardasian sisters?
Kardashians and Oscars, that is so funny, if there happens to be an up and coming real actor with a name that even comes close change it now, that name is tainted, except any award that has Razzie in it.

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818 days ago

I like Kourtney's makeup and look the best. Kim is trash, and Khloe is trying so hard to look like her sisters. The lipstick looks like she just ate some fecal matter. Khloe looks so much like her dad, Alex Roldan, that it's so weird to see the three together. Khloe looks like she photo bombed the picture of e two sisters...some random 6 for tall tranny in the background.

818 days ago

The Kardashians are a disease. Stop promoting them.

818 days ago

These women go everywhere.Do people really want them at their events?Khloe looks like a man dressed up. Kim as only one thing she can do, show her boobs.She has no other talent.The other one is just stupid looking.What a bunch of really weird women. Kim may be pretty, but she does not even look real.Ijust wish they would go away.

818 days ago

Is this sudden about face (no pun intended), concerning the Kardashian Klan in response to how absolutely gorgeous Lupita looked with her minimal makeup, tiny breasts and self confidence radiating from within, rather than the plastic fakeness on the outside? The Kardashian women were their usual botoxed vapidness. Kim's ginormous silicone boobs, deer in the headlight emptiness and her usual lack of emotion was no different on Sunday night. What a joy it was to watch Lupita smile and laugh and enjoy herself with her God given beauty, and not the cartoonish, plastic horror show far too many actresses, and actors, are turning into. Her quick boogie with Pharrell was not overdone, a la Taylor Swift. The Kardashian women struck a pose, like they always do. *YAWN*