Miley Cyrus Is Getting Weird, Even for Miley Cyrus
Oh, friends, you are never going to believe what wild and crazy thing Miley Cyrus did at one of her concerts: she kissed someone! A stranger! A female stranger! With her tongue! Is she not so wild? And crazy? What will she do next?! (Hopefully not catch an STD.)
But if Miley had just done this, the kissing of the fan, it really wouldn't be that big of a deal. After all, she's just bein' Miley! But she didn't just do this, she did this, too:
And now it's super weird.
I wasn't wiping of your kiss pretty girl just your dark lipstick that was all over my face 💋 thanks for coming to the show mystery babe x— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) March 2, 2014
Miley, just ... no. Stop. Don't do this. Don't be creepy. You can't call someone "pretty girl" and "mystery babe" in one tweet, it just sounds desperate and sad. Don't be like that, Miley. We can take the twerking and the tongue, but we just can't handle this on top of it all.