Aww, Katy Perry is Shameful in a Good Many Ways
Want some pretty iron-clad proof that Katy Perry likely got kicked to the curb -- again -- by John Mayer? Oh, and that she's actually a pretty piss-poor friend? Because both seem to be true, and if her latest interview is any indication that somebody's still smarting from the sting of being dumped by a man who's dated basically everyone in Hollywood at one point in time, it's the quip she recently made about a "boyfriend" during an sit-down with an Australian AM show.
When asked about the status of her love life, Katy said this:
"All of my fans are my boyfriend. ... This is my boyfriend [pointing at a stuffed koala on set]!"
God, Katy -- what, are you a glutton for punishment or something? It's becoming pretty embarrassing at this point. We're talking about John Mayer, for crying out loud, not someone of the Ryan Gosling caliber or anything.
After the uncomfortable mate exchange, Katy also slammed Miley Cyrus and her tongue-wrestling antics, claiming that she was appalled by Miley's girl-on-girl action, because only God knows where Miley's tongue has been. What a friend!:
"I just walked up to her to give her like a friendly girly kiss, you know, as girls do. And then she like tried to move her head and go deeper and I pulled away. God knows where that tongue has been! We don't know! That tongue is so infamous!"
Man. Does Katy's class know no bounds? It's not often that we'll defend Miley Cyrus, for crying out loud, but joking or not, that's pretty rude.
Get it together, girl. Dang.