And the Katy Perry/Miley Cyrus Feud Petered Out Just Like That
Oh boy -- just when you got all excited that Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus were gonna give us the biggest, most passive aggressive celebrity feud of the year, Katy went and threatened -- "threatened" -- Miley Cyrus with a good, ol' fashioned spanking, since apparently it's OK to slam your friends' tongues and your friends' boyfriends' tongues as well.
Take it away, Katy:
There you have it, folks. One of the most epic celebrity feuds in the making and it petered out like ... well, basically how Miley's good music did when she decided to record "Bangerz."
@MileyCyrus Oooo gurrrl I'm gonna give you the BIGGEST spanking when I see you in the UK bb!— Katy Perry (@katyperry) March 6, 2014