We Are So Over Miley Cyrus and All of Her Gross

3/7/2014 5:45 AM PST, by
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Miley Cyrus is officially disgusting filth. You heard it here fist first, probably a long, long time ago, and now we're here because the note has come due, we want to collect our "told you sos." 

See those pictures up there? Miley posted them to her Twitter account, and if you naively thought that maybe Miley just liked to travel on planes with mannequin-looking hands, then you're as sorely mistaken as Miley probably will be after she uses what's actually a dildo that goes by the name of "The Hand of Adonis," an advanced sex toy that's, "not for the faint of heart," and is specially designed for those into fisting.

This is the actual product description -- get ready to be proud: 

"The Hand of Adonis is a unique tool for size enthusiasts, or anyone interested in fisting. The ultra realistic, 16 1/2 inch arm ends in a 'duck bill' positioned hand, with thick fingers for lots and lots of sensation. The realistic feeling, SilAgel filled rubber material is firm, yet quite flexible, and able to bend and twist for the perfect fit inside. It's also anti-bacterial, non-toxic, and latex and cadmium free for safe enjoyment. The Hand tool is very large, quite heavy, and so not well suited to beginners, but if you're experienced with large sized toys, you'll love it. Check out the Fist of Adonis too!" 

You know what? If Miley's into sex toys and fisting and polyurethane creeper hands, that's her business. There's nothing wrong with experimenting and fetishes, and it's healthy to know and explore your sexual boundaries. But when she shares these grossly inappropriate photos on social media -- for the world to see, and especially the young, impressionable fans that she's telling to be "risque" -- it becomes our business. And this business needs to stop, for crying out loud, because it's getting awful now. 

We KNOW you have a vulva, Miley. We KNOW that you probably rub one out on the regular, all while looking at your own tour photos. But you know what? We're growing super weary of you and your exorbitant sex antics, because the schtick is getting really, really old. Pun totally intended.
Filed Under:  Miley Cyrus , hot photos , Photos , sex

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thekel
287 days ago

I literally couldn't care less about Miley showing a pic of a funny looking dildo. It's not like she was using it.

BarB
287 days ago

Stop covering her. Make her go away.

nicky
287 days ago

this man just wants ATTENTION. this is getting really disrespectful. making people look like animals. disgrace to mankind.

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Ted
287 days ago

"We Are So Over Miley Cyrus and All of Her Gross" Then why do you continue to write articles about her.
Sarah Taylor got all worked up over a dildo??? WTF? Are you 10? Grow up.

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Wringer
287 days ago

The girl is getting a little too dark".. Come back to the light LOL

monique
287 days ago

Anothr class act. Her parents are really proud.

Wringer
287 days ago

Molly, leave Palpatine alone. Come back from the dark side....LOL

Bettie
287 days ago

I think since everybody says that she has the body of a 12 year old boy, she feels she has to constantly remind us that she has lady parts. She may have "out-grown" hannah montana, but she still acts very much like a child. Obviously she wants attention, and she's getting ALOT of it, and she's trying to hard.

yiaya
287 days ago

When she grows up, and looks back at all she has said and done..

Jamie
287 days ago

Haha. Not surprised that she's into a fist dildo than a penis dildo. Same reason why she chopped off all her hair and is into kissing women. She probably has orgies with female groupies and this is why her tongue has that nasty white coating.

sandy
287 days ago

Not surprised that she's loose.

Webster
287 days ago

Someone who is so preoccupied about talking about sex and always touching herself in public and showing off her sex toys, ain't getting any of the good stuff, she needs to STFU now about it. Don't ever issue one of those "I need my privacy statements" Miley, because you've shared way too much to deserve any privacy in the future.

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Mr. Hunter
287 days ago

Jesus Christ. Does no one have a sense of humor? I can't stand Miley just like the rest of you, but odds are someone had it on her private plane as a gag, and it was unique and funny enough for Miley to take pictures with it. Seriously doubt she uses that thing, she's just young,silly, stoned, and saw an opportunity to take a picture with "Oh my God that thing goes INSIDE you? hahaha". Thats it. I'm almost certain however, that Sarah and Emily would use that thing until it wore into a nub, pretending its Miley's hand with all the coverage they give her.

dogsrule
287 days ago

UGH, Miley You Are NOT Sexy ... You Are NOT Cute ... you are a Disgusting MESS! And You're Parents Are Proud?? If You Were My Daughter I'd Be VERY EMBARRESSED!!!

ChrisJames
287 days ago

She put on a great show in LA. Go Miley!

LG
287 days ago

This kid, has the world by the ass with a downhill pull and can't seem to get it together.....it's actually quite sad. Whether she likes it or not, she IS a role model for today's young people. She built her career on the Disney Channel for Heaven's sakes, has some real talent even.....why not showcase that instead of her crotch and tongue and her ability to "shock" people. She, IMHO, is screaming for someone to help her. I work with the Mentally unstable and I think she needs help, professional help, or at least an evaluation....too bad that the people around her, tho probably supportive.....are un-supportive at the same time. This young person needs help....

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Brad
287 days ago

Give it time and she'll be taking up porn offers. Haha

Bitch
287 days ago

We're so over YOU, Sarah Taylor. I'm amazed you still have a job.

Zane
287 days ago

Her Vajine hang like sleeve of wizard robe

Capt. Biggie
287 days ago

YOU ROCK MILEY! Keep doing what you're doing!

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