This Is Exactly What The World Doesn't Need
The world is basically ending, friends, because Justin Bieber's mom, that wackly ol' Pattie Mallette, has just announced that she wants to have more children. Because nothing screams class like asking for babies via hashtag:
Pattie, honey, listen, if you want to have more kids, go for it. Find yourself a nice man to settle down with and get to making them babies. You don't have to tweet about it. You don't have to write a book about it. Just life your life. Just do that instead of this.