Miley Cyrus Has Zero Grasp on Reality

3/10/2014 8:15 AM PDT, by
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See that photo there? It's almost as bad as Miley Cyrus' dildo pictures, but in an entirely different way: see, Miley performed in Milwaukee, Wisconsin last night, and instead of just owning the fact that she decided to PUSH MOAR BOUNDARIES by appearing onstage wearing literally nothing but her actual panties and bra, she tried to play it off like it was this big, serendipitous accident wherein she was a victim. A victim, friends. 

Here: Oh, as if, girl. As if. Do you seriously expect us to buy this huge lot of fake sentiments about missing a song cue because the technical side of your concert wasn't playing out the way it should have? Please. If you're going to push the envelope further down our throats and up our backsides, let's at least try a little bit harder to come off like you didn't totally know what you were doing the whole entire time. 

Bottom line, how much more self-indulgence can we take? Oh, what's that? More? Oh, OK, super: 



Case in point: 

 

The moral of the story? Miley's antics aren't cute, funny, impulsive, or even sexy -- they're embarrassing, premeditated, unsurprising, and unsurprisingly unattractive. This girl is becoming one big try-hard, and there's nothing attractive about that. 

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Filed Under:  Miley Cyrus , hot photos , Photos

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Comments

Jamie
257 days ago

The tongue thing is so last year. Can't she afford a tongue scraper?

pookie
257 days ago

she sticks her tongue out because she has a flat face. FLAT FACE, FLAT CHESTED AND FLAT A$$, no wonder she acts the way she acts.

Webster
257 days ago

She has gotten to the point where everything is old and does anyone pay attention to her music at all any more? You only remember a song of hers because the media has shoved it down our throats so many times whether we want to hear it or not.

Trish
257 days ago

How is it you can spell serendipitous but can't spell MORE?

unicron
257 days ago

Gee sarah has her tampon in a twist again

Rose
257 days ago

Grossy doesn't wear underwear so what a lie.

Areader
257 days ago

Memo to Sarah Taylor: Miley's playing to sold out crowds and you're writing about her. It's a win for Miley all day long!

TreasureIsland23
257 days ago

Hi Sarah Taylor, It's me TreasureIsland23 checking in to thank you for toning down the titles of your posts. Both the title you have on the TMZ ad and the title on this post makes me want to actually read your article instead of posting comments scolding you!

Yay! Thank you, seriously.

Bob Serunkle
257 days ago

"The moral of the story? Miley's antics aren't cute, funny, impulsive, or even sexy -- they're embarrassing, premeditated, unsurprising, and unsurprisingly unattractive. This girl is becoming one big try-hard, and there's nothing attractive about that."

And yet you write about it and give her free publicity!

nicky
257 days ago

plez get this ugly trash out of the spotlight.

nicky
257 days ago

look at that nasty white tongue. you know her breath stank.

3daizies@gmail.com
257 days ago

Oh my god. Who cares. You post pictures if women in bikinis all the time. If you don't like her then don't watch/ listen to her. She's not breaking any laws. She's not hurting anyone. And I've seen a lot worse from other celebrities. Don't understand the Miley hate on.

PBezukov
257 days ago

What I don't get is, you run these pictures and videos that attract people to your site, and then you offer your opinion. You clutch your pearls over the behavior of this person who is making you money. Are you schizophrenic, or what?

Maverick
257 days ago

Panties and undies oh my. I'd prefer those over her raunchy wardrobe. This girl is strikingly pretty but sadly ruining it by pasting her nasty everywhere. Looks like she and Beyonce are paying the same village idiot to handle them. Where is the talent in any of her performances? Hey Miley! Any idiot can do your job, your antics are nothing special. If this is type of attention is how you measure success, I would only suggest setting the bar higher.

Tasha
256 days ago

"... unsurprising, and unsurprisingly unattractive"

Nice description, pfffffffft.

Odette
256 days ago

I'm sorry but who are you to judge her....