Madonna: Not Only Ridiculous, But Sexist, Too!
Madonna is a very, very silly human being -- we all know that by now, it's not new information. But what is new information is that Madonna, while extremely silly, also seems to be a tad bit sexist. No, really.
See, she posted that photo of herself licking her shower, because of course she did, and here's what she had to say about it:
Still cleaning house! A Woman"s work is never done! I should have worn a wife beater. But i like getting dressed up! #bowdownb----es
Because not only is it "A Woman"s work" to clean, but it's also a woman's job to look good doing it, and not only to look good with full makeup and diamond headpieces, but also to look sexy. What, you don't clean your bathroom with your tongue?! Then you must bow down to Madonna. For you are, in her words, a b----.
Way to be, Madonna. Way to be disgusting, that is.