George Lopez: Douchey, Ungrateful, and NOT FUNNY
George Lopez, just in case you forgot this little gem of humanity, got arrested for public intoxication a few weeks ago after he passed out on the floor of a casino. This is irresponsible and just not good in general for many reasons -- getting arrested for passing out in public is usually a point in which many people reconsider their life choices -- but it's especially horrible in George's case, since he's working with one kidney. Remember, he had a kidney transplant a few years back, and for the most part, it's not a great idea to get wasted in that situation. But George did, and he got in trouble, and he's super sorry about the whole thing.
Oh wait, except he isn't. He's joking about it on "Ellen":
"Well, you know, apparently I'm a bigger Justin Bieber fan than I thought I was. But you know how they always say whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but whatever happens in Canada, everybody knows ... They told me, they said, 'Sir, this behavior can not continue. And if it does continue, we would be honored if you would be mayor of Toronto.'"
That's great, George. That's wonderful. Keep cracking jokes, I'm sure that ex-wife of yours who gave you her kidney is just loving all this. Way to be a great person, dude. Congratulations.