George Lopez: Douchey, Ungrateful, and NOT FUNNY

3/14/2014 4:00 PM PDT, by
George Lopez
, just in case you forgot this little gem of humanity, got arrested for public intoxication a few weeks ago after he passed out on the floor of a casino. This is irresponsible and just not good in general for many reasons -- getting arrested for passing out in public is usually a point in which many people reconsider their life choices -- but it's especially horrible in George's case, since he's working with one kidney. Remember, he had a kidney transplant a few years back, and for the most part, it's not a great idea to get wasted in that situation. But George did, and he got in trouble, and he's super sorry about the whole thing.

Oh wait, except he isn't. He's joking about it on "Ellen":

"Well, you know, apparently I'm a bigger Justin Bieber fan than I thought I was. But you know how they always say whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but whatever happens in Canada, everybody knows ... They told me, they said, 'Sir, this behavior can not continue. And if it does continue, we would be honored if you would be mayor of Toronto.'"

That's great, George. That's wonderful. Keep cracking jokes, I'm sure that ex-wife of yours who gave you her kidney is just loving all this. Way to be a great person, dude. Congratulations.
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809 days ago

Its Funny how the Media "Fishwrapper" Never finishes there story about George on Ellen and how he says he regrets it and is going to quit drinking for good!! This is why we all hate the media and how they lie!

809 days ago

I think that George passing out on a casino floor is the funniest thing that he has ever done.
George has never ever been funny yet, always DOUCHEY!

808 days ago

You and Sarah need to get the sand out of your vaginas.

Old School Woman
808 days ago

Never found him funny. He gets the"Gift Of Life" from the wife he dumped AFTER she gave him a kidney and he abuses that gift. LOWLIFE.

808 days ago

I agree with Nonya. BS, INCOMPLETE STORIES like these are what this site attempts to write. The "authors" are lazy and not willing to out forth a half percentage of professional effect to do so. Way to go, fish wrapper. You A-holes make me sick!

807 days ago

Bitter much? Lighten up.

806 days ago

can you not take a joke? i read fishwrapper all the time and usually i enjoy your stories, but this is ridiculous. he made a mistake, he knows it, and he's trying to make the situation lighter. no need for half-assed gossip websites to blow it out of proportion.