George Clooney Went And Ruined That Beautiful, Beautiful Face

3/19/2014 11:00 AM PDT, by
I'm so, so sorry that you have to see this, but when bad things happen, it's really best to face them right away instead of ignoring them and hoping they go away. Guys, George Clooney, beautiful, amazing George Clooney, went and got the worst tan in the entire world. This is worse than a Kardashian tan. This is worse than if someone somehow got dipped in melted orange crayons. And the fact that it happened to someone as wonderful as George Clooney, well, that makes it even worse.

Please, George, go back to your old self. Your incredible looks aren't the greatest thing about you, of course, but they're still pretty darn great, and this new look just doesn't do them justice at all. Come back to us, human-colored George Clooney. We miss you so.
Filed Under:  George Clooney , Photos

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799 days ago

I highly doubt he went and got a spray tan while wearing a sweater, scarf, and over coat. Then, put those same clothes on and went out with his girlfriend in them? Really? He was snapped in that outfit leaving the Carlyle hotel in New York last night with his girlfriend. Do you maybe thing there was an exposure or lighting problem with your picture on the left? He does look quite washed out? This is such a bs non story. You girls need to get a hobby and quit this writing thing. You really are terrible.

799 days ago

I heard he's playing John Boehner in a new movie!