Madonna's Just Getting More and More Awkward as the Years Go By

3/24/2014 2:30 PM PDT, by

You might as well just lie down and die, friends, because this new ad for Madonna's skin care line, MDNA SKIN, is going to kill you. It's so over the top, so sincerely bizarre, that it will kill you. There is enough powerful absurdity here that it's able to push through the video, through your screen, and assassinate you. Don't you dare, for even one second, doubt the deadly abilities this video has. It could be the last thing you ever do.

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797 days ago

When is she going to go away???????

797 days ago

She's fabulous, she does not have much to do to make people talk, she just throws a tiny bone and it's headlines, lenghty articles all over the world, some positive others mostly negative but she's always the puppeteer and laughs while seeing that the world is still interested after 30 years even people who hat her still find time to comment asking when she'll go away or to say how old or ridiculous she looks all the while participating in her evergrowing fame.

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796 days ago

I thought it was wonderful! Totally different and outside the box. Bravo to you Madonna!

796 days ago

That sound, that tone at the beginning of her ad, it is the exact same tone you hear when Katniss enters the arena in the first Hunger Games! Youtube it. It was driving me crazy and then I figured it out.

Vincent Bernard
794 days ago

Madonna is a joke. This commercial woulda been fierce in 1990. Now its just sad. No one wants to see their grandmother attempt to be sexy. Hang it up, hun. Dont ruin ur legacy with thi contrived nonsense.

792 days ago

I'm a Madonna fan...but it's sad what's she's become. She's starting to do things that only desperate celebrities do...her creativity is dead and gone.