We're Gonna Have to Go With James Franco on This One
James Franco might be a lot of really ridiculous, annoying things -- but one thing that he's not, quite thankfully so, is a former sex partner of Lindsay Lohan.
See, Lindsay was alleged to have written this virtual burn book of former lovers awhile back, and James himself was one of the many listed. Lindsay never confirmed that this was a valid list, nor did she even acknowledge its existence, but James Franco apparently thinks there's some truth to it: in a recent interview, he basically kicked all Lindsay sex notions to the curb all while promoting his newest book:
"No, I didn't write anything bad about [any celebrities]. And Lindsay herself has told lies about me with her people-she's-slept-with list! So I feel like what I said is much less than what she's said."
Oh James Franco. You book-writing, Lindsay Lohan sex-negating maniac, you. When you're off, you're totally ridiculous, but when you're on? You are a golden god.