We're Over Your Divorce, Gwyneth Paltrow -- You Should Be, Too
Yawn -- Hollywood's most boring marriage is siring (surprise!) Hollywood's most boring divorce, guys, but the details? Well. They keep coming, and they're as unsurprising as ever.
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin -- who like to make pompous, grandiose split announcements and then head off on Caribbean vacations on a private islands together -- are still splitting up from what we hear, but we're also hearing that they've allegedly been off and on for quite some time now and have, at one point, had an open marriage arrangement, as well:
"They were physically separated and emotionally. ... They have been on and off for many years. The marriage was falling apart."
Anybody who's been following the history of these two over the last decade fully know that there've been tell-tale signs -- despite how perfect Gwyneth wanted everything to come over -- all over the place signifying the demise of this couple. They were everywhere. So now that things finally are out in the open (no pun intended), why are people so fascinated? It's the same old drama, just with some confirmation this time, that's all.
Carry on. Nothing more to see here.