Because You Always Wished You Had Your Own Corny Theme Music, Too

4/2/2014 7:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor

Don't lie -- you know that when you were young and silly that you wanted your own theme music to start playing anytime you walked anywhere, but especially when you were feeling super saucy and super hot. It's OK. The difference, though, is that you didn't actually have the self-involvement to make it happen -- you just let the fun, fleeting idea go without another thought and went on along your way. 

Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner, however, are two ladies who have the world and all their photo and video editing tools at their disposal, and they have done precisely the opposite: just when you thought their Thailand trip couldn't be any more self-indulgent, these two videos showed up on the internet, and did nothing to convince us any less of the fact that there's only a few select things that actually exist in a Kardashian/Jenners life -- like publicity, privilege, and prevalent poon.

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785 days ago

All the women in this family are nothing but skanky whores. Even the young ones are now nothing but skanks who seem to do nothing but post sad pathic pictures of themselves on the internet to get attention. And it amazes me that fat slob women sit around on their sofas and watch this family's crappy fake reality show. Women have really lost most of the respect that they all fought for years ago. Most women these days are nothing but money hungry skanks who will bare their bodys for anyone who will wave a dollar in their face.

785 days ago

Fat, slobby women on sofas!! Woman fought for their rights, not for a mans respect! We don't need your respect. Just your dick!

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785 days ago

Is there a reason she's covering her bottom?

785 days ago

listen.. whoever you are with these long abnoxious rants about celebs especially that of the Kardashian/Jenners. Fact of the matter is, if they didn't have a job you abviously wouldn't for sure and I am convinced. So stop making your opinions so severly saturated with dilemas which are abvious to everyone and praise them a little as you know they diserve it if not for anything else but at least keeping your job relevant.

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