Because You Always Wished You Had Your Own Corny Theme Music, Too
Don't lie -- you know that when you were young and silly that you wanted your own theme music to start playing anytime you walked anywhere, but especially when you were feeling super saucy and super hot. It's OK. The difference, though, is that you didn't actually have the self-involvement to make it happen -- you just let the fun, fleeting idea go without another thought and went on along your way.
Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner, however, are two ladies who have the world and all their photo and video editing tools at their disposal, and they have done precisely the opposite: just when you thought their Thailand trip couldn't be any more self-indulgent, these two videos showed up on the internet, and did nothing to convince us any less of the fact that there's only a few select things that actually exist in a Kardashian/Jenners life -- like publicity, privilege, and prevalent poon.