Just When You Thought Farrah Abraham Couldn't Get Any Worse ...

4/3/2014 3:00 PM PDT, by
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Farrah Abraham
, bless her silly little soul ... this new erotic novel thing she's been pushing, well she just pushed it from ridiculous to "OH MY GOD, SERIOUSLY?" It's that bad. She did an interview with Celebuzz, and she discussed the book. Specifically, she discussed the future movie adaptation of the book, and how it was hard to write because it turned her on too much. So basically, all aboard the LOL Express, friends, our conductor Farrah is about to leave the station.

On how HOT the book is:

"This is very hot and heavy. There’s a lot of heavy story work in the writing, but then it’s very hot and sexual when you’re writing it. In all honesty, it has been very hard for me to write the sexual scenes because it turns your mind on and it’s very hard to finish. I mean, I don’t want to say too much. It’s very important for me to have a very awesome and authentic storyline because that’s me as a writer. But then it’s very important to me as a 22-year-old to be realistic about sex scenes and the true vulnerability and exploring sexuality. If I’m having all the thoughts and fantasies and also taking true life experiences and I’m twisting that all together, sometimes that turns people on in the writing."

On how her book is totally better than "50 Shades of Grey":

"I have to say I think overall my book will have better sex scenes and also a more compelling story."

On how Jessica Alba would play the part of the protagonist, Fallon Opal (seriously), in a movie adaptation:

"If it were turned into a movie, which I think would also be awesome in its own sense, I just know I would have Jessica Alba play Fallon Opal. I think she’s very relatable to myself and Fallon Opal, and I think she’s had a very good career and I would trust her playing that part ... Jessica Alba would be Fallon Opal. And I think the other characters would have to go through casting. I think she just has a lot of characteristics that Fallon Opal [has]… some of the descriptions in the book and some of the characters Jessica Alba has played in the past relate to where Fallon Opal is and what she’s going through. I know I personally altered my hair and changed some things for the photo shoot."

Guys, what happens inside this girl's head? Seriously, can anyone figure out her thought process? The way she speaks is just so disjointed and awkward and dumb, and Jessica Alba? Honestly? The sadness never ceases with this one, does it?

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Filed Under:  Farrah Abraham , Interview

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Comments

Minah
110 days ago

I'm beginning to think you're being paid to try and keep her relevant. Nobody reports about her except you. Enough, we have had enough. Next please, and by next we don't mean the kraptrashians or Courtney.

Marguerite
110 days ago

I've had enough of this camel-faced bimbo.