Quotables: Nick Cannon Really is a Moron of Epic Proportion

4/3/2014 3:30 AM PDT, by
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"She doesn’t even know who Kim Kardashian is. She doesn’t pay attention to that. ... I thought I was being coy and cunning by naming someone or people that I actually was in a relationship with. The world knew these, these weren’t like names that, you know, I pulled out of a hat – these are people you’ve seen me on red carpets with, engaged, in love and all of that stuff, so wasn’t like it was new information. ... You know sometimes, as my wife says, sometimes I should just keep my big mouth shut."

--Nick Cannon to Howard Stern about his interview with a radio station last week, where he bragged about bedding Kim Kardashian and then, in the same breath, declared just how stellar his sex life with wife Mariah Carey actually happens to be. Sounds to me like somebody's a little butt hurt over the fact that he's not the more famous one in the relationship this time around, huh?

We could go far in depth as to what makes Nick tick, but here's the bottom line: Nick Cannon is a diarrhea-mouthed imbecile who thinks he's raw and cutting-edge and innovative, when all he really is is a loud-mouth who's made a career out of riding the coattails of famous and on-the-rise women. 

I mean, come on -- how many more examples of this guy's obtuseness do we actually need?

Take your wife's advice, Nick: shut the hell up.

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val
262 days ago

I like Nick and Mariah ... Kim is a freak with an ugly face to begin with and now an ugly one again with a huge tail pipe

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val
262 days ago

I like Nick and Mariah ... Kim is a freak with an ugly face to begin with and now an ugly one again with a huge tail pipe

miltowngirl
262 days ago

The link to this post from TMZ says that Mariah Carey slammed Kim Kardashian hard.

Nothing in this post is relevant to that heading.

Mariah Carey has no quotes in this post. Nick Cannon (maybe) slammed Kim Kardashian by saying is wife didn't know who she was.

Is that what you meant?

Then 'Nick Cannon slams Kim Kardashian -- HARD'

But not really.

Pretty lame post.

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Christina
262 days ago

Seriously @miltowngirl. These articles are always mis-leading.

Todd
262 days ago

Soooo....Kim has slept with Ray-J, Nick Cannon, Reggie Bush, Miles Austin, Kris Humprhries and countless others but because Nick said they use to kick it he's a "diarrhea mouthed imbecile"?

And who could make a career off of "on-the-rise women"??? I think we can all see the real imbecile. True journalism is a thing of the past.

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Ruby Testarossa
262 days ago

"Mariah Carey slams Kim Kardashian hard." And then you publish an article about what Nick Cannon said about Kim, with no quotes from Mariah.
Sarah, are you even a lit bit embarrassed about what a liar you are?

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BabyGirl
262 days ago

You obviously don't know much about Nick to think he's riding anybody's coattails. He has his own money and has for a very long time. He doesn't need to piggyback off of anyone. Everyone else that he's dated was not even relevant at the time he dated them except for Mariah! Get your story straight.

y.t. houx
262 days ago

why are we even talking about niqqers? they are the least important people on earth, this race is riding on our coat tails, and we are really tired of their collective diarrhea mouths!

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Natasha
262 days ago

Your articles are horrible. Learn the English language and learn to write about interesting topics.

DisplacedCityGirl
262 days ago

You know, I am not a Kim fan or anything, but it irks me that people insist on calling her promiscuous. In reality, she is a 33 year old woman that has slept with 10 men that we - the public - know about. Two of them (Ray J and Reggie Bush) were long-term boyfriends and two others (Kanye and Kris) were her spouses/fiances. That, clearly, does not make her promiscuous.

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Heather
262 days ago

Using his ex to get his name out there, Mariah not doing it for you????

Kim looks way better than Mariah in these pics. If I had to pick one to spend the day with, it would be Kim. Mariah ruined American Idol and looks fatter than Kim on most days!

Chrissy
262 days ago

Why do you lie about the content of the article to get clicks? No really why?

Sherms
262 days ago

Look how skinny Kim was!!

Beryl
262 days ago

Oh Sarah, yet again you make a fool of yourself with yet another stupid excuse of an article. Seriously though, you must have other talents cause here is a doozy of epic proportion.

Rose
262 days ago

I'm sorry fishwrapper is the victims of such poor staff. Lying to your audience is no way to drive up circulation. There is enough fact to go on without having to 'make it up' to get a click. That aside, nick has become the Prince Von Ahole of his generation, and Mariah cast as the vacant minded irrelevant Zsazsa. She should dump his add.

Armstrong
262 days ago

We could go far in depth as to what makes Nick tick, but here's the bottom line: Nick Cannon is a diarrhea-mouthed imbecile who thinks he's raw and cutting-edge and innovative, when all he really is is a loud-mouth who's made a career out of riding the coattails of famous and on-the-rise women.

I mean, come on -- how many more examples of this guy's obtuseness do we actually need?

Take your wife's advice, Nick: shut the hell up.

sueB
262 days ago

We could go far in depth as to what makes Nick tick, but here's the bottom line: Nick Cannon is a diarrhea-mouthed imbecile who thinks he's raw and cutting-edge and innovative, when all he really is is a loud-mouth who's made a career out of riding the coattails of famous and on-the-rise women

Ms. Porter
262 days ago

Wow, Kim's old face was harsh! Stop lying about plastic surgery Kim!

Moni
262 days ago

Today's big story that neither TMZ or Fishwrapper are posting about, as of yet:
http://hatetosaytoldyouso.blogspot.com/2014/04/james-fran...

lydia
262 days ago

Nick your such a dumb ass you need to learn to keep your trap shut and show some respect for your wife because clearly you didn't. and for you to to talk about who you have slept with to the world , grow up dumb ass..

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