Kim Kardashian Just Took the Vapid to a Whole New Level
Oh, Kim Kardashian, that self centered, beautiful, painfully simple lady. How can one person be so gorgeous but so, so simple? It boggles the mind, it really does. But you know what also boggles the mind? How Kim can lead such a luxurious lifestyle, going on fancy vacations to Thailand and hang out with precious baby elephants, and she still can't manage to put her phone down for any length of time. Because SELFIES.
Guys, look at that photo up there, is that not the most ridiculous thing you have ever seen? That's Kim Kardashian, on a beautiful boat, on that beautiful water, on that beautiful vacation, and what is she doing? SELFIES. She even took to her blog yesterday to discuss some rumors about the vacation, one of which being that she spent six hours every day getting massages. Here's her super hilarious defense:
I see the hotel I stayed at gave quotes that I had 6-hour spa treatments daily. The hotel was gorgeous and had amazing service, but not once did I get a massage, which I’m actually pissed I didn’t do because a Thai massage I heard are the best! Never once did I get a manicure or any other spa treatment. NOT ONE! So I really don’t appreciate false info making me out to be a diva…. come on I was busy taking selfies all day!!! Just kidding…well not really :)
HA HA HA. HA. Everybody, listen, Kim didn't do all those spa treatments because SELFIES. Instead of spending six hours a day pampering herself -- which, really, what would be the big issue with that? -- she spent 24 hours a day taking photos of herself. See? She's totally a reasonable adult here. Be proud of her, OK? Please just be proud of her.