Kim Kardashian Just Took the Vapid to a Whole New Level

4/9/2014 1:00 PM PDT, by
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Oh, Kim Kardashian, that self centered, beautiful, painfully simple lady. How can one person be so gorgeous but so, so simple? It boggles the mind, it really does. But you know what also boggles the mind? How Kim can lead such a luxurious lifestyle, going on fancy vacations to Thailand and hang out with precious baby elephants, and she still can't manage to put her phone down for any length of time. Because SELFIES.

Guys, look at that photo up there, is that not the most ridiculous thing you have ever seen? That's Kim Kardashian, on a beautiful boat, on that beautiful water, on that beautiful vacation, and what is she doing? SELFIES. She even took to her blog yesterday to discuss some rumors about the vacation, one of which being that she spent six hours every day getting massages. Here's her super hilarious defense:

I see the hotel I stayed at gave quotes that I had 6-hour spa treatments daily. The hotel was gorgeous and had amazing service, but not once did I get a massage, which I’m actually pissed I didn’t do because a Thai massage I heard are the best! Never once did I get a manicure or any other spa treatment. NOT ONE! So I really don’t appreciate false info making me out to be a diva…. come on I was busy taking selfies all day!!! Just kidding…well not really :) 

HA HA HA. HA. Everybody, listen, Kim didn't do all those spa treatments because SELFIES. Instead of spending six hours a day pampering herself -- which, really, what would be the big issue with that? -- she spent 24 hours a day taking photos of herself. See? She's totally a reasonable adult here. Be proud of her, OK? Please just be proud of her.

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Wendy
145 days ago

Yes, god forbid someone take pictures of themselves while on vacation. No one ever does that. In fact, Kim K is the ONLY celebrity to ever take a selfish on vacation. She's hardly my favorite person, but man, you make her feel the need to defend her.

Matt
145 days ago

You realize the photo you have of her isn't a selfie right?

You also realize she didn't actually take selfies 24 hours a day right?

Sure Kim is a fame whore and the world will be a better place when all the Kardashians are forgotten but if you are going to write about her, at least make it interesting and real.

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Ana
145 days ago

Uhhhh she was in Thailand. Wouldn't YOU take selfies?! I would. There is nothing wrong with that. And just because selfies is what we see doesn't mean it's all she did. Forgive her for not blasting the internet with her entire Thailand photos.

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Break Fool
145 days ago

She's a mindless mogul..#LivingOxymoron

jc
145 days ago

seen the pic of her naked big HUGE FAT butt, how in the heck does she even fit on a toilet ?? when I see that all I think of is how she Ass must smell and wonder, how does her crap have room to come out?? oh the sex tape, hmmmmm its been used a lot its spreadable now-- either way im sure it smells........lol shes a dumb Ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jc
145 days ago

seen the pic of her naked big HUGE FAT butt, how in the heck does she even fit on a toilet ?? when I see that all I think of is how she Ass must smell and wonder, how does her crap have room to come out?? oh the sex tape, hmmmmm its been used a lot its spreadable now-- either way im sure it smells........lol shes a dumb Ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SickosMom
145 days ago

The size of her butt...does nobody know that:
CRACK KILLS!

Moni
145 days ago

This is a way more fair criticism of her:
http://hatetosaytoldyouso.blogspot.com/2014/04/just-sayin...

ashley
145 days ago

Which one would you rather her do take pictures of herself or take messages, kind of rude treating her like this in your blog.

dane
145 days ago

this reads like a jealous teenage girl writing on her livejournal blog, and I don't even like Kim K... who the f*ck writes this crap

vivi
145 days ago

stupid fat azzz ugly ho

Dana
145 days ago

Did she manage to find any time for her daughter?
Selfish idiot.

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C miller
145 days ago

Most women I've known would love to have liposuction on their a.. If it was like Kim kardashian's. I can't believe how she flaunts it .....gross!

opedanderson69
145 days ago

She is breathtaking, I don't care what say to me when I tell them that. It's just a shame that she is hooked on that loser.....

Annie
145 days ago

Poor Kim.She thinks she is going to be the next Marilyn Monroe or an iconic sex symbol.First of all she is too full of herself and she is short and dumpy and just gross. People are just sick of her and laugh at her.

JMO
145 days ago

Too bad you didn't have time for your daughter!!! Too bad your boyfriend didn't have time for you! So you only had time for yourself. You're a sad sad girl so vain it's sickening. Get over yourself and pay attention to your child for a change.

Aussie
145 days ago

Agreed

Miranda
145 days ago

OMG you guys, I just read a wild book that could easily star Kim.

Two models sexually blackmail their way to the top and they've got it made - they're living the celebrity high life - until the bad karma, in the shape of a psycho NFL quarterback, catches up with them.

Check out Model Citizens Riding For A Fall @ Amazon. This story has got Hollywood movie written all over it

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Shohreh
145 days ago

Money Doesn't Bring Any CLASS,She doesn't take any respect from People, cs she is WHORE.

Shohreh
145 days ago

Money Doesn't come ANY CLASS,

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