More Updates from The Most Annoying Divorce of All Time

4/11/2014 2:00 PM PDT, by
Just when you thought you knew every single detail of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's "conscious uncoupling," well, SURPRISE, you haven't! No, you will continue to hear new details about it every single day for the rest of your life, because it is Gwyneth Paltrow's life mission to make everything unbearably obnoxious. Aren't you just so excited?!

The latest rumor is that Gwyneth and Chris are still hanging out and still acting pretty married. Here's what a source told People about how they acted at Robert Downey Jr.'s birthday party:

"They were lovey-dovey and playful. They were with the kids, they held hands and laughed and joked as a family. It was not the typical picture of a divorce. If the reports had not come out you would think, 'Wow, they are a perfect couple.' Gwyneth was in such good spirits. She had her hair pulled back in a ponytail and she looked amazing. [Chris] seemed so engaging and nice. He looked like he'd been working out. He's ripped! Nobody knew what was going on with the them. It was like a shock. It felt like they have a genuine love for each other, to the point where I wouldn't be surprised if a report came out in a couple of weeks that they are back together."

And here's a similar story that a source told E! News:

"They are getting on so well together, and still spending a lot of time together. It's kind of like the separation was never announced, you wouldn't even know that they are a couple that are going their separate ways. They have been spending some nights together still and are both still living at the same house in LA. It's kind of crazy how amicable this whole thing is. It's really interesting to spend time with them because there is no awkwardness at all. It's the oddest thing, they are acting as if they are still together."

Hey, here's a wild idea: if you're going to get divorced, how about you actually get divorced? What happened to the good old days when a couple could split and then ... you know, split? Does Gwyneth really need to be this special? Because it's getting a little bit ridiculous.

Filed Under:  Gwyneth Paltrow , Chris Martin

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779 days ago

So it offends you that they seem to get along? There's no story here at all, yet somehow... Well done?

778 days ago

So you find it annoying and obnoxious that 2 people who have spent a decade together and have 2 children with other are getting along.I guess you would like it better if they fought bitterly or even better, couldn't be in the same room together (which would awesome since there are children invoivled.) I realize the trend right now is to hate on Gwenyeth Paltrow and you're just jumping on the band wagon. But they probably drifted apart a long time ago and are now at peace with it. Sorry, but thiu website is much more abnoxious than Gwyeth will ever be.

Mr. Hunter
778 days ago

"Annoying divorce"? Why, because it doesnt fit with your nasty, schadenfreude-filled idea of what a divorce should be? What if they are still friends? She IS the mother of his children, after all. They are separating with as much civility and kindness towards each other as is possible during a divorce. Its a beautiful thing. Do you WANT to see them bitter and acrimonious toward each other, especially in front of their kids? I picture you standing over a cauldron, cackling and rubbing your hands together.
You are a real cunt.

778 days ago

OMG Emily Trained Ham, you're a bitter old cow. Really? they shouldn't get along or try to be friends? They have kids together for God's sake. People should be praising an amiable separation where children can see Mommy and Daddy still love each other even if they're not in love with each other, and that they'll always be there for them. They don't have to worry about the bitterness, the fighting, the hurt feelings when they want to spend the weekends at dad's instead of mom's. God forbid the children not be stuck in the middle of a bitter custody battle, and having to hear each parent tear the other down which basically ruins their childhood. What horrible people they are. Emily... crawl back under the rock you came out of and get a new job already. You and Sarah are the worst Bloggers that ever existed.

778 days ago

they have children, they have a life in the public eye. honestly seeing two people act like mature adults during what must be, regardless of how acrimonious it is or isn't, a difficult time, is honestly really impressive. who knows, maybe they will get back together and then you can really start complaining!

seriously, how you made a non story into a story and managed to come off worse than the people you are profiling is pretty d*mn impressive.

777 days ago

I find here annoying as everyone else does but now we're bashing couples for rising above the petty crap and maybe, dare I say, thinking of the kids first? OMG how dare they? Come on, lazy journalism is the bigger story!

777 days ago

You are sad. They have kids to think of, so just let them figure it out for themselves. Stop being such a hateful troll!!! People like you criticize others because they are dead inside.