Charlize Theron Might Make the Biggest Mistake of Her Whole Entire Life

4/15/2014 1:00 PM PDT, by
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You're going to need to sit down for this, because there's a solid chance you're going to faint from sadness when you hear this report about your girl Charlize Theron: she might be getting engaged soon. To Sean Penn. Uh oh, right?

Apparently Charlize and Sean's buddies are expecting an engagement soon, can you imagine? Charlize Theron is basically the most amazing person to ever exist, and it was hard enough when she started dating Sean Penn, but if she's going to go and get married to him? Game over, friends. There's no coming back from that.

Just in case you didn't remember, Sean there sort of has a history of being violent. Guys, he threw a rock a photographer and he beat up Madonna. Madonna. Is this a guy we can trust with one of the world's greatest treasures? I truly think not. 

Hey, for real though, can we go ahead and end this thing?
Filed Under:  Charlize Theron , Sean Penn , Salim Dao

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Comments

Salim Dao
191 days ago

cool.

halflyng
191 days ago

Can I just be your editor? "AT a photographer"...

Cat
191 days ago

Oh no, please don't do it Char, you are so much better than this idiot.

Cat
191 days ago

Oh no, please don't do it Char, you are so much better than this idiot.

JO EVANS-FYE
182 days ago

Scary person for her to be attracted to, considering her mother ended up shooting her violent father to death way back when. That alone should make her run, not walk away from this asshole! I guess a psychiatrist
might have a lot to say about how and why she might want to align herself
with such a repetitive loser! It will end ugly!

evilhippo
170 days ago

Oh dear, this will not end well. That guy is like an intestinal Midas... everything he touches turns into poop.