This Will Never, Ever Be Hot

4/23/2014 1:00 PM PDT, by
Right here, right before our very grossed out eyes, we have model Cara Delevingne straight up licking on model Suki Waterhouse's armpit. Her armpit. Usually you'd think that hot models licking other hot models would be a good thing, but this time, you'd be dead wrong. Who licks armpits? Who does that? Who even pretends to lick armpits? This is a moral outrage, and we deserve an apology posthaste!

Come to think of it, if we feel like we need an apology, how do you think their respective partners, Michelle Rodriguez and Bradley Cooper, feel? Probably real, real bad. And also disgusted.

Oh, but there's also a photo of these two ladies cuddling after the armpit licking. That could be cute, right?

Wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. But that's just the disappointing world we live in, isn't it?

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Isaac Newton
763 days ago

I find it hot...I'm a little turned on right now.

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762 days ago

These two are gross. Throw Michelle in the mix and you have the three little pigs. Michelle is almos old enough to be Cara's mother. Cara looks strung out all of the time. What a waste. Here parents must be so proud.

762 days ago

Ooohh..two chicks together. Who doesn't loves a wild, free spirited lesbian. Lick my pit and lets take a picture. Lets lay in a bed and take a picture. Being around a hot lesbian makes you sexy and edgy and you immediately want to take a picture so the world can see how wild and crazy you are. It seems everyone wants to be seen with her. She's like the grumpy cat of models. Everybody wants to pass her around and touch her. Good kitty, nice kitty.

Zeroh Tollrants
759 days ago

Two close friends being silly and having fun? Yes, horrible.