This Will Never, Ever Be Hot
Right here, right before our very grossed out eyes, we have model Cara Delevingne straight up licking on model Suki Waterhouse's armpit. Her armpit. Usually you'd think that hot models licking other hot models would be a good thing, but this time, you'd be dead wrong. Who licks armpits? Who does that? Who even pretends to lick armpits? This is a moral outrage, and we deserve an apology posthaste!
Come to think of it, if we feel like we need an apology, how do you think their respective partners, Michelle Rodriguez and Bradley Cooper, feel? Probably real, real bad. And also disgusted.
Oh, but there's also a photo of these two ladies cuddling after the armpit licking. That could be cute, right?
Wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. But that's just the disappointing world we live in, isn't it?