Valeria Lukyanova is the Creepiest Human Being to Exist

4/24/2014 5:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor

Sorry for all the early-morning scares, guys -- that racist Avril Lavigne video was pretty rank, and now this "Human Barbie" moving diorama of plastic surgery and vanity ... it's almost too much to bear on the day before Friday. 

This is Valeria Lukyanova -- the self-proclaimed "Human Barbie," though some people think she's maybe a weird alien instead -- and she's got a YouTube channel. The channel houses a variety of videos, lovingly categorized under "Barbie Style," and they're all pretty horrific. This particular video -- Valeria at the beach -- is her most recent, and by far her scariest. 

Is this how we become famous nowadays, guys? Is this the kind of thing we have to do in order to gain an iota of notoriety -- morph our bodies and our faces into such horrific caricatures of unrealistic expectations and parade it around like it's some new Louboutin prototype?

It's getting sad, guys -- and the only thing perhaps sadder than what dear Valeria is doing here are the people who think she's a role model to emulate. Don't scoff -- you just know there have to be some out there who do. 


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766 days ago

She is an abomination! The REAL Barbie would NEVER put a ring in her nose!

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766 days ago

What's so wrong with her? What makes her different from anyone else trying to get attention nowadays? And while her body is not for my tastes, her face is beautiful. If it's all plastic surgery, props to her surgeon.

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766 days ago

I'd hammer it.

766 days ago

What's wrong with being human? Why shoot for inhuman?

Isaac Newton
765 days ago

She looks like a mannequin....creepy.

765 days ago

With all the pervs out there she is the creepiest? Hardly.. sure her looks are extreme and it sure looks like she's had a rib or four removed but she also seems really healthy too, her skin looks healthy, she seems active and not sickly, weak ect. She sure as hell isn't hurting anyone and spare me the idea that girls everywhere are going to flock to copy her. They aren't, they haven't ... plastic surgery is everywhere now and boob implants, butt implants and nose jobs are tossed in young girls faces by more celebs and 'role models' than this girl with her extreme and personal take on beauty. Plenty of worse things and people in this world.

A Reader
765 days ago

I missed the part where she is creepy at all. Sarah and Emily at Fishwrapper seem to lack knowledge of what is an attractive human, both on the inside and outside. It would be interesting to see what they look like on the outside, on the inside we can assume it is likely very dark. I do read their stories occasionally just to see how big of jerks they are being.

765 days ago

I don't think that this was creepy like the article says, what IS creepy are the Kardashians and all of the other so-called reality shows.

765 days ago

Boy, she is the master of selfies! She needs to get some friends!

765 days ago

Sara Taylor you are tortured mental person...
Always judging everyone...
The only freak I saw it was you

765 days ago

Sara Taylor you are the freak, you lived tortured and envying everybody

765 days ago

She isn't real. I saw the real barb girl on a television show once and she's short and fat. This Barbie is a product of photo shop. NICE TRY. TMZ BUT SHES NOT REAL. but they did a hell of a job trying to make it look that way. You want to see something real watch this. I wrote it and produced it myself xoxo more to come soon with out the help of a management team or label xoxo Follow your DREAMS and tmz thanks for entertaining me

765 days ago

Her torso looks like it belongs to a zombie on the walking dead.