Surprise (or Not Surprise)! Kim Kardashian is Vainer Than a Weathervane
Here it is, at long last: irrefutable proof that Kim Kardashian is one of the most ridiculous, most vain humans that ever lived. And no, I know, you might say that Kim's entire career has proved that, but let's not be rude about it. No, instead let's just listen to this remarkable tale from Chris Brown (not that Chris Brown), a veterinarian who was also on an Australian television show called "The Project" who had the good fortune of interviewing Kim once. And then we can just laugh and laugh and laugh.
"Let me tell you about Kim Kardashian. She’s a very, very special human being and I know this because we actually interviewed her on The Project. We were about one or two questions in and all of a sudden I can see there’s a commotion amongst the floor managers. They are sort of running around and moving things around and I thought 'I wonder what’s going on there.' They said 'I can’t believe you didn’t notice but for the first half of the interview her eye line was down and to the right.' I saw that and I just thought she was nervous, but they said 'No, we had to move the monitors and turn them around because all she was doing was looking at herself the entire interview.'"
Well, that is just classic Kim, it really is. It's actually surprising that she didn't crawl off the stage and follow the monitors when they were turned, so really we should be kind of proud of her for this. We might need to consider pulling together some construction paper and glue sticks and making a plaque, something. Whatever it is, we need to get some positive reinforcement in there real quick.