What a Long Tongue You Have, Jessica Simpson

5/1/2014 5:30 AM PDT, by
Eric Johnson & Jessica Simpson
Valid question: how is it kind of hot when Jessica Simpson sticks her tongue out like that, but yet whenever Miley Cyrus does it, it makes us want to vomit up last week's breakfast? Perception, friends -- it's all about perception. 

This is Simpson's latest couple selfie, complete with tongue teases. Jess captions it, "Big hands I know you're the one," an obvious hat-tip to the Violent Femme's "Blister in the Sun." Cute, and yes, those big hands of Eric Johnson's are pretty cute, too. 

Case in point: Jessica Simpson can probably not do any wrong -- at all, ever -- in our eyes. Even if it involves not-so-coated tongues. Sorry, Miles! 

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Filed Under:  Jessica Simpson , Photos , hot photos

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Comments

Isaac Newton
85 days ago

Jessica Simpson is the perfect woman. Pretty, amazing body, goofy, and sweet...what's not to love?

Dave
84 days ago

Is she epileptic ,looking at the side of her tongue I can see evidence of biting? As an epileptic it looks similar to mine. A google search doesnt turn up anything.

ROSIE
83 days ago

JESSICA THINKS SHE IS TORMENTING TONY ROMA BY ALL THESE IGNORANT PHOTOS. PLEASE, TONY WAS VERY LUCKY TO RID HIMSELF OF HER. THERE SO MANY BETTER LOOKING THAN HER. GET REAL JESSICA