Jennifer Aniston Has a Totally Stable Future Husband ... NOT!

5/2/2014 2:00 PM PDT, by
Oh, that Justin Theroux, the actor that many of us only really know for being Jennifer Aniston's super hot fiancé ... he's actually kind of douchey, friends. Or maybe douchey isn't the right word, maybe he's just dumb. Here, here, I'll just let you read his little story about giving and getting tattoos with his friend, tattoo artist Scott Campbell, while drunk and then you can decide:

"We became friends first, and then we had a couple drunken tattoo nights. And I've tattooed him, too, by the way. I've done a bunch of them. I did a really great wolf's head. I did an amazing skull and crossbones. I did a stunning yin-yang on him. I messed every single one of them up. But he kind of likes it. I did a yin-yang, which is probably one of the worst yin-yangs. We laughed so hard. It might be one of the worst yin-yangs ever made. A little bit egg-shaped."

Egg-shaped, drunken, frighteningly unprofessional yin-yang tattoos. That's what Jennifer Aniston is marrying into. Guess that Smart Water really is a sham, huh?

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755 days ago

He was having fun! Lighten up already.

755 days ago

At least it was with another consenting adult, not like he's out stealing, hitting people with his car, using people for money, wasting tax payer money on stupid waste of time trials, etc. I have to wonder about the people you do root for while you call others a douce.

755 days ago

OMG you guys, I just read the wildest book about celebrity screw ups.

Two models sexually blackmail their way to the top in LA and they've got it made - they're living the super model high life - until the bad karma, in the shape of a psycho NFL quarterback, catches up with them.

Then things get messy, real messy, as the football star loses the plot in the week before Super Bowl.

Check out Model Citizens Riding For A Fall @ Amazon. This story has got Hollywood movie written all over it.

754 days ago

How does this retard have a job writing articles? Somebody please enlighten me. She writes about the stupidest shit. So he had fun, oh my God, he is such a douche. *insert major eyeroll*

Do yourself a favor..don't breed. Thanks.

753 days ago

Jeez. Lighten up. Seems like you have an axe to grind with him. I can't beloved this made it onto the Huffington Post. You have no basis to call this guy a douche. The tattoo artist messed up. He's actually seems like a pretty chill guy al things considered.

753 days ago

Emily Trainham. If this is your idea of a story. Stop writing! Name calling and inserting your opinion into the antics of two friends…two guys who are just being kind of silly is beyond ridiculous. How is it that you think you have the right to be telling Jennifer Aniston that she is dumb? In fact, now that I think of it…why am I even commenting?Nothing to see here…move on!

753 days ago

Wow! You're going to judge him for that?! Lighten up already!

sean wing
753 days ago

you are a great writer

Jon Lewis
753 days ago

Saw his frontal nakedness on Six Feet Under, so we know what Aniston likes him for.

752 days ago

She hasn't married "into it", at least not yet. There could be a reason or two she hasn't. Duh.

752 days ago

Looks like a perfect match to me... Jennifer Aniston never seemed like the sharpest knife in the drawer, herself. I don't see what she's got going except a good body. It was easy to see how Brad Pitt was bored married to her - look how active and relevant he and his current partner - Angelina Jolie! - are. They rock real world issues, not just bikinis. I wish Jennifer Aniston and Justin Thereau every happiness! Let's just hope she's smart enough not to let him gift her with a lopsided tattoo...

752 days ago

This is the best they could find to try to slam him?! He must be an outstanding guy. My bad though for reading this article.

747 days ago

He is a cheater. Aniston is a homewrecker. They deserve each other. Team Heidi Bivens!