RIP, Happiness: Lily Allen Got Mean
It's always such a sad, sad day when someone you thought was perfect goes and does something really awful, and on this day, Lily Allen is the reason for that sadness. Here we were, thinking she was great for so long, and maybe she still is, but great people don't make new albums with new songs with lyrics like this:
What's going on in the magazines?
It's the same damn thing in every one
I don't give a f--- about Delevingne
Or that Rita girl
About Jourdan Dunn
I don't wanna know about your perfect life
Your perfect wife and it makes me sick
I don't give a f--- about your Instagram
About your lovely house or your ugly kids
Now, see, that's just uncalled for. Cara Delevingne, Jourdan Dunn, and "that Rita girl" didn't do anything to Lily, and it's really disappointing that she did the whole "ugly kids" thing, what with her little spat with Azealia Banks last year. It's not cute, it's not nice, and it's not anything that we expected from her. And apparently Jourdan Dunn, the only lady on that list with kids, didn't enjoy it either:
it's a reference to something another artist said about my children on Twitter. Also, only mentioned you cause your name rhymes with 'one'. Sorry.
And Jourdan's perfect response:
And Lily's pouty, annoying conclusion:
.@lilyallen Ohhh because my name rhymes with 'One'!!!!! Look at you, you lil lyrical genius!! 👏👏👏— Jourdan Dunn (@missjourdandunn) May 1, 2014
Ugh, how awful for everyone. Really though, we're the real victims here. Lily Allen is kind of horrible: who would have thought?
I'm sick of explaining my lyrics to people, they're pop songs, no more, no less. If you don't get it or like it, look the other way. Simples— Lily Allen (@lilyallen) May 1, 2014