Love It or Leave It: Adam Levine is Surely No Ryan Gosling

5/4/2014 4:30 AM PDT, by
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If you didn't think Adam Levine was one of the world's most horrific douches by now, maybe this brand-new photo of his bleached-blonde hair will convince you otherwise ... because it's true -- Adam Levine is still the smarmiest, the greasiest, the most arrogant male musician in the land, and now his outward appearance reflects what's within. 

For those of you thinking that we're just blowing steam for no other apparent reason than having a personal vendetta against Levine, here are a few indicator points of douchiness -- things he's actually said: 

"I love attention. I can't stand not having it." 

"I only practice yoga because the classes are always packed with beautiful women." 

And the best, which we've saved for last, "I hate flying. Know why? Because no one really understands how planes work." 

It's magic, Adam Levine -- similar to the magic in your key douchiness that keeps us coming back for more. ... More ridicule, that is. 

Verdict: Leave it. Need we say more?

 

Love It or Leave It -- Adam's New 'Do:

  • Love it!
  • Leave it.

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isitin
230 days ago

He is a douche bag, always hated him and his music.

CarolJean
230 days ago

Why do you think he's a douche? Love him. The blonde hair, not so much.

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Jamie
230 days ago

Do you people hate yourself so much that you get pissed at ANYONE who shows a shred of self-confidence?

"I love attention. I can't stand not having it."
This was OBVIOUSLY an exaggeration. If he couldn't stand not having attention so much he'd always be making his personal life public but would you look at that? He's one of the most private people in Hollywood.

"I only practice yoga because the classes are always packed with beautiful women."
This is a joke that once again the media has taken too seriously. He makes at least 18 million a year. It's a known fact that 99% of the yoga he does is with his band backstage with a personal trainer before a show.

And the best, which we've saved for last, "I hate flying. Know why? Because no one really understands how planes work."
Really? /Really/? You're going to label a guy douchey because what, aeronautics would be offended at this? It's so mind blowing how anyone actually thinks that he thinks no one really understands how planes work.

Adam Levine is one of the most refreshing celebrities in Hollywood right now. He speaks his mind and stands up for what he believes in despite the trash the press throws at him every day. He is not fake and he's extremely down to Earth.

Guess who's the only one who gets out of his chair to comfort crying contestants onstage and backstage on the Voice? Guess who's the one who degrades of himself (saying "I would've ran off stage crying with a thumb in my mouth - you're so brave!") just to make them feel better?

Stubborn mind still think it's just for the camera? There have been so many online where he's been the biggest sweetheart to random people he doesn't know, /without/ cameras.

Let's not forget all the charity work, all the causes he's supported, all the money he's donated to charity. He's literally saved people's lives, he's given people a light in their life through music. What have you done? Make articles called "Love It or Leave It: Adam Levine is Surely No Ryan Gosling", right... Do you honestly not see anything douchey and objectifying about that title... #checkyourself

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EllieS
230 days ago

Seriously? Do you ever say anything nice about anyone? You're not exactly someone who should be taking shots at people. Guess you're starved for attention

EllieS
230 days ago

Gee Sarah, must be horrible to get nothing but negative attention. Maybe if YOU weren't such a douche yourself, you'd stop all the dissing of others

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Annalise
229 days ago

His eyes are too close together. He's so strange looking. Yuck!

jasper121
229 days ago

And that, ladies & gentlemen, is how midlife crisis looks like!

Heidi
229 days ago

I'm an Adam fan & always will be & in my opinion there's nothing 'douche' about him..... I also like Ryan Gosling. However I don't feel the need or desire to compare the two as their both great in their own right.... Both self confident men who have made it on their own.... Kudos'.....Further, those comments, as you are well aware, were taken out of context from the numerous interviews he's done with the many credible magazines......

Unfortunately, it appears this author's/blogger's own self-judgments and feelings of inadequacy or strength is what motivates him/her to judge strangers with such negativity & crass.

Pssst..... The blonde hair on Adam is just a temporary thing while he's shooting .......Check facts...

db
229 days ago

Duhh.. people. do you 'not' understand 'sarcasm' when you hear it? Adam Levine is smart, articulate, talented and not so bad to look at. But if you ever actually read a real article or saw an interview with him (by a real journalist) you would know that he is the first one to poke fun at himself, to play down the 'sexiest man' nonsense from last year. Most people who call him 'douche' are more envious than they are angry. He has worked hard and become very successful in the music biz and a lot of others can only 'wish' that was their story.

He's now branching out into acting... did anyone (including the writer of this article' wonder if perhaps he changed his look for a part in a movie or TV spot? Or maybe he was just bored and wanted a new look.. yeah...men might even get bored looking at the same face and haircut day in ..day out.

Why is it that some celebrities are actually applauded for being jack*sses, their fans say it makes them cool and *sic..... yet Adam Levine dies his hair and he is a creep and douche? Seriously.... get over it.

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lifeisprecious
229 days ago

Uh-Oh, sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays. :( On a Sunday morning. :)

Lv2cjps
229 days ago

I think it's PERFECT! The outside is finally matched to his inside! Still can't believe this guy was voted " sexiest man " YUK!

Propaganda is always phony
229 days ago

He is marketing hi self as a douche-bag. Use the WWF as a metaphor, you have bad characters, good characters, and sometimes they switch. The bad become good and vice versa.

Media in general is the same thing. This supposed douche bag gets press in all of the TMZ like media outlets and the main goal is to sell something; in this case music.

:-)

Daniel
229 days ago

Awwwww, look. I swear to God...Sarah and Emily are the two biggest, cuntiest DOUCHES of the internet. Congrats you ugly sluts.

susie
229 days ago

Oh, you silly sanctimonious people. Adam Levine has the reputation of being someone who actually has a (gasp!) sense of humor, understands the obscene absurdity that is the media circus, and actually speaks his mind without filtering it based on some worthless social criteria. He isn't some pig who makes comments about other groups of people out of pure ignorance (Robertson, Sterling, Deen). He says things that shouldn't harmful to anyone. He is under no obligation to cater to people who are spineless, go out of their way to spin drama, and just spend their time looking for reasons to justify their self-righteous feigned indignation. If he did that, I would have no respect for him.

A
229 days ago

He looks like a gay adult Malfoy from Harry Potter.

Jennifer
229 days ago

he looks like Miley

Tina
229 days ago

LOVE Adam! The blonde hair, eh. I don't think he's a douche bag at all. This Sarah Taylor, (whomever she is), yeah, defintely douche-bag material.

The thruth
229 days ago

Why is he a douche i never heard anything bad about him man your the worst gossip columnist in the world fish wrapper thats what the owners of this company wife box smells like when its in the world mouth

Denise
229 days ago

Leave Adam alone. Does it bother you that he is living his life and having fun? He is not hurting anyone. I think that he is a lovely human being, very sensitive, funny, handsome, and honest. So he is not saving the world, but he doesn't deserve your angry comments which come across as douchey if you want to know the truth. Nothing he has done or said has been as offensive as what you say on a regular basis in your blog. Just sayin.

Erik
229 days ago

News to me he's a douche....I have never heard anything bad about the guy plus I think he's hot and have always enjoyed his music...the author of this blog is likely some troll who does not believe half what they're saying and just set out to write a piece of negative BS about someone they do not know personally.

People need to remember that much of what is said about celebs is often exaggerated or flat out lies...these people and everything they say and do is scrutinized so much and the amount of things that are taken out of context is astronomical...

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