Look, Monica Lewinsky Doesn't Like Beyonce Either!

5/7/2014 10:15 AM PDT, by
0507_fish_monica
Hey, friends, do you happen to remember that nasty little song and video that Beyonce did, "Partition"? You know, the one where she told this lovely little tale:

Driver roll up the partition please
I don't need you seeing Yoncé on her knees
Took 45 minutes to get all dressed up
We ain't even gonna make it to this club
Now my mascara runnin', red lipstick smudged
Oh he so horny, yeah he want to f---
He popped all my buttons and he ripped my blouse
He Monica Lewinsky'd all on my gown 

Classy to the max, right? Except it really, really isn't, but that's not the issue we're going to discuss today. No, today we're going to discuss the fact that Monica Lewinsky, the very Monica Lewinsky that Beyonce spoke of in her song and that, you know, had an affair with a president or whatever, spoke out about this song. And you are going to love every bit of it:

“Thanks, Beyoncé, but if we’re verbing, I think you meant ‘Bill Clinton’d all on my gown,’ not ‘Monica Lewinsky’d.’”

Consider Beyonce officially SASSED, and consider us all eagerly awaiting more from Monica here. Sure, that affair thing wasn't very nice, but don't even pretend for one second that you wouldn't watch her reality show. Do not even play like that.

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Comments

Isaac Newton
118 days ago

Am I the only person that thought Monica Lewinsky was really hot?

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Jan
118 days ago

Yeah, bud, you're the only one. Gross

Skins
118 days ago

"Verbing"? Not bad Monica

val
118 days ago

Maybe Beyonce should sing about her husband with his past and her dad and herself and her sister. Beyonce isn't the class act we wanted to credit her for being. She's with a rich ghetto ho'who has a criminal record and she dares take a 20 year old girl who was an intern, naturally impressed with Clinton who we all knew was handsome then, not today. How dare Beyonce slam her down now. Her father was a wonderful doctor in Los Angeles, none better, and his life was destroyed by what happened. Know what, I saw that photo of Beyonce where her baby was missing below, and along with many, I don't think she ever had Blue Ivy at all. Surrogate makes more sense to me. A baby doesn't just leave your tummy in a photo and on video and Beyonce is pretty but not her fan anymore!! Don't like her at all!!

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Matthew
117 days ago

This is article trash Monica is a nameless whore and beyonce has 17 Grammys BYE

iaminnocent
117 days ago

It takes a pig to know a pig....

Ray
117 days ago

She's dumb lol queen bey was referring to Jay giving her head under her gown, which in fact would be Monica Lewinsky'd

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sharon
112 days ago

are your serious? this from someone who sucked the Presidents Dick..she's not a whore because she didn't even get paid for it. She has all those degress and belittled herself for what? She is a fool and she's coming out now for what. Bill Clinton'd does not ryme that's why your name was used guess what she couldn't have used it if you would have stayed off your knees.