That's It, Courtney Stodden Is The Cutest Human That Ever Was

5/11/2014 5:00 AM PDT, by

Courtney Stodden, that super lovable, super boobed girl that we just adore, has a brand new web series. What did we ever do to deserve such a thing? We are so unworthy, friends, of the greatness that lies ahead. Because a Courtney Stodden web series is going to lead into a Courtney Stodden television show which is going to lead into a Courtney Stodden takeover which is going to lead to Courtney Stodden becoming ruler of the world. I mean, one can dream, right?

In that first video up there, Courtney sucks on some helium to do a funny theme song for the series, and oh my god, have you ever heard a cuter laugh? I daresay not. And in this second video, Courtney teaches us all how to take the best selfie possible:

The universe is looking out for us, guys. That's what this is right here. That's all it could be.

Filed Under:  Courtney Stodden

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746 days ago

Does this Bimbo NOT realize people use breathing in Helium as a method of suicide? Then again...maybe she does.

746 days ago

unlikable idiot

745 days ago

We don't give two sh$ts about this garbage, you on the other hand are completely enfatuated with her Emily. Please take the garbage out where it belongs and quit trying to cram it down our throats. If you like her then good for you, but keep it to yourself. The rest of us are over her.

745 days ago

I'd still screw her brains out.

745 days ago

Courtney Stodden is a Great American!

Uber Critic
745 days ago

I'm just happy that she isn't doing porn or something stupid like that. I wish her the very best, and I hope that her show is a big hit!

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745 days ago

How is a young woman who is notorious for marrying a creepy old man, has mutilated her body with ridiculous breast implants that look painful and acts like a self absorbed ditz "cute"? This girl should be in college or at least intensive therapy. I predict she's going to become the next Angelyne - still trying to be Barbie well past her sell by date and scary the hell out of everyone that sees her.

745 days ago

I love this blog site but I cannot understand the overly- fixated adoration this writer has for Miss Stodden. Courtney represents everything we hope NOT for our daughters and our image as women. Please stop referring to her with any superlatives, it discredits the author and the site. It just does not reflect well for fishwrapper, and quite frankly, makes me want to stop reading fishwrapper, at all! Otherwise, I love the site and its writers!

745 days ago

Pretty much exactly what I expected. I think Doug got the raw end of the marriage. How he didn't kill her in her sleep is beyond me.

740 days ago

since you love you love to hate on Kylie Jenner and can't seem to get enough of Courtney (for some absurd reason) i thought i should maybe share some pictures of what your dear Courtney was doing at 17 :)