Your Boobs Are Just as Lovely as Ever, Posh
Thank goodness for the clarity of thought that sometimes sneaks up upon us all, because Victoria Beckham's breasts look better than ever.
Remember how V used to have those big half-cantaloupe-sized breast implants that were seriously some malformed concept of plastic surgery? Because she did, for a long, long time, but made the consciously wise decision to take them out over the last year. Since then we've oohed and ahhed over the drastic -- and flattering -- difference, but not 'til this point did we have the awesome vantage point that we behold today.
It goes to show -- miracles do happen, and magic fables like unicorns and leprechauns can exist ... and now we have one less place to look for them -- in Victoria Beckham's impossibly ample and cavernous cleavage, of course.
Looking good, girl!