Justin Timberlake Might Be Likable If He Wasn't So Absurd

5/13/2014 10:00 AM PDT, by
It can be hard to keep up with the defining characteristics of every single celebrity, especially those celebrities that aren't as public as others, but just in case you need a refresher, here is Justin Timberlake's defining characteristic: DOUCHE. He's one of those harmless douchebags who never really does anything horrible, but if you ever hear anything he says, then bless your heart, because you are in for the eye rolling of a lifetime. 

Justin was just on "Oprah's Master Class," and do you know how he kicked things off? With this little gem:

“When you look at me, you should understand that I am America.”

No, that's actually what he said. "I am America," that was something that he thought of, and then it turned into something that he decided to say. Justin Timberlake saying "I am America," that's like ... no, never mind, that's unlike anything that has ever happened.

And here's a bonus douche quote about how Justin left NSYNC:

"I would wake up every morning feeling more and more of an urge to step out on my own. [People would ask] 'What are you doing? Why wouldn't you ride this out? You're the biggest group in the world. Why would you walk away from this?' It's one of the best/worst things that I have ever done. It was bittersweet. It was hard to say goodbye to that era, but I felt it changing. I felt music changing. And I felt myself changing."

Oh, Justin, you visionary, you! What a precious gift you are to the world! Never change, OK? (Unless it is to change completely.)
Filed Under:  Justin Timberlake , Interview

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750 days ago

he is america, i guess he means like all the american douchebags who have a lot of money and thing they need more... I went on line to try and get tickets for his show and if you can believe it the good seats went from 600.00 to 1,000.00... wtf is that about??? even on ticketmaster..... i love him sometimes but this is just to absurd to ignore... who the hell does he think he is???????? and anyone who paid those amounts are big fat a-holes...... unbelieveable

Tommy Brando
749 days ago

Justin does not say Pharell wrote 8 songs of his first cd. If he saw a vision, it was not his.

Tommy Brando
749 days ago

Justin does not say Pharell wrote 8 songs of his first cd. If he saw a vision, it was not his.

748 days ago

You have to learn to interpret interviews buddy. Your comments of this guy being a douch dont even make sense. The guy is saying hes america in reference to the mixture of musical influence he has gone through... And honestly, i would be the first to question a friend or someone who wants to leave from a job that pays him million and millions and satisfyes a huge growing and profitable market... I mean on a business perspective like em or hate em Nsync broke a record of album sales that neither michael jackson or the beatles achieved... Being better or worst musician is another topic. Found your critic patheric, in an intellectual and business way. Congrats on the crappiest interpretation ive read on a blog from some interesting event. You are certainly the DOUCHE. Cheers