Khloe Kardashian Needs to Apologize for Stealing Kim's Ass

5/16/2014 9:00 AM PDT, by
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Here are a couple of photos of Khloe and Kim Kardashian from the NBCUniversal Cable Upfronts last night, and you are probably not even reading these words because you are too captivated by the awesome power of Khloe's gigantic ass. Seriously, where did she get that thing? Because it looks even bigger than Kim's ass, which surely we all can agree seems physically impossible. So what's the deal?

Khloe has been hitting the gym a whole lot in the past several months, but unless her gym happens to have a wizard tower where a wizened old sorcerer casts his magic, that seems somewhat improbable. Khloe could have used some sort of butt padding in there for this event, enough so that her backside literally casts a shadow behind her, but I don't know, that doesn't seem very likely either. Really, the most logical explanation is that she swooped in on Kim like a thief in the night, somehow transplanting a portion of Kim's legendary ass onto her own self. Yes, friends, that is truly the only explanation. Take off your thinking caps, because this mystery has been solved.

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RobDaleC
75 days ago

They both look like ten pounds of shit in a five pound box. Gross!

nurseinsomnia
74 days ago

hello so photo shopped

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vargas12
74 days ago

Nice ass, but Kim's is more natural. Khloes looks fake to me!
Big butts is every mans wet dream. You should do something about it!

http://www.vargas12.com/2014/vaer-stolt-av-den-frodige-ru...

crapplesauce
74 days ago

smh....people, this isn't from working out (ha!) or implant...BRAZILIAN BUTT LIFT! look that up. it is effective and gives you an result this large if you should choose.

Todd B
74 days ago

Who the hell finds fat butts sexy? I think they both look fat and anything but attractive. Now the Jenner girls are another story. They are the only ones in that family that comes close to being hot.

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Heidi859
73 days ago

WHO CARES!!! Can't people find more interesting news than people's asses?? Give it up already.

Miss D
73 days ago

You can get the same here http://wowbydanielle.myitworks.com
The skinny wraps make skinny what you want to be smaller and tighten, tone, and firm (read: lift) the parts on which its placed!

CM
73 days ago

Pretty sure Kim's still marrying the biggest ass of all time, so technically, she's still holding the title.

CM
73 days ago

Pretty sure Kim's marrying one of the biggest asses of all times, so she still holds the title!

Steve
73 days ago

GOD I wish these fake asses (literally) would disappear! They have ZERO talent and now everyone is gaga over Kim the commodes THIRD wedding! Everyone knows they're fake and if this wedding ever happens it WILL NOT LAST!

Rose
73 days ago

How perfectly ridiculous. Khloe is a taller larger woman than Kim. This is not news, nor is it something that just happened.

mo
73 days ago

i think she is doing her best to attract ass lovers, it runs in the family

T-Roy
73 days ago

Wow Khloe looks just like her dad and half sister. OJ should be proud....

Disco
73 days ago

Khloe has had a big ass. She's tall. Kim is five one or two that is why her ass looks big.

Liberty
54 days ago

OMG, I haven't seen her in awhile, but that ish looks fake as hell and so obvious! Note, you'd be extremely lucky in Hollweird to find a chick with all naturals body parts that she was born with! Those folks are so fake!