Just When You Thought Kylie Jenner Couldn't Get More Inappropriate ...
Be sure to get out your very, very best disapproving face, because ... well, if you can read these words, you can see that wildly inappropriate photo of 16-year-old Kylie Jenner squatting and showing off some cleavage in a very special mirror selfie. It's extra special, even, because Kylie is in Paris for Kim Kardashian's wedding celebrations, and it's extra super duper special because WHY?!
Let's just be real here: what kind of self-respecting human being feels the need to take a picture of herself while squatting? Squatting, friends. Not squatting to cram yourself into a photo with a bunch of friends, not squatting to ... I don't know any other reasons for squatting in photos, but who says "ooh, I know, I'll squat down right here and take a selfie real quick, that'll be a good life choice"? And not to even mention that outfit, because how in the world is that much cleavage acceptable on a 16-year-old? Answer: it is not.
But hey, does anyone remember a little episode of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" that aired just a few years ago, one where Kylie, then 11 years old, showed up to a nice dinner out wearing a low cut dress and a face full of makeup? Bruce Jenner flipped out hard. He said "I don't care what everyone else is saying, I'm going to do it the right way," and he took Kylie home:
Where, oh where is Bruce now? Just because she went through puberty doesn't make her an adult, and what's happening right now is way worse than an 11-year-old drowning herself in eyeliner and asking sassy questions about boob jobs. Why can't Bruce take her home after this?