YES! Naked Kristen Stewart Ass! Naked Kristen Stewart Ass!
Oh, Kristen Stewart, she of the absolute beauty but little talent ... she really did something special in this trailer for "Clouds of Sils Maria," her new movie. For one, she showed a few different emotions, which is a vast improvement from some of her older films. And for two -- and this is the big one -- she shows her whole entire ass. Well, OK, she's wearing a thong, but you know how thongs work. She showed most of her whole entire ass. Someone get this girl an award real quick, because she is going places.
What is this feeling, is it pride? Admiration? I don't know, friends, but man, does it sure feel good.