Quotables: Kanye West's Most Ridiculous Speech of All

5/25/2014 6:30 AM PDT, by
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"[The media] feel like it's okay to put you on the tabloid covers to sell your image, to use you in an SNL spoof ... We don't negotiate. We're not like that. We're not stupid ... The Kardashians are an industry! ... We are warriors! There is not one person at this table that has not had to defend us at some point or another. ... At this [other wedding guest] table...the combination of powers...can make the world a better place. [These are] the most remarkable people of our time. ... [Kim is the] ideal celebrity ... the ideal art, [and I can't wait to be] spending every single day of [my] life with Kim."

--Kanye West's actual -- alleged -- wedding speech, turning the focus on the Kardashian Empire instead of on what normal people at their first wedding would focus on: the effing marriage itself, good Lord.

Just a few words on this, while you digest it and then allow it to turn to bile in your throat: are you for real, Kanye West? Warriors? Industry? "IDEAL CELEBRITY"? If this is all true, then just like that, the semi-adorable wedding of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian almost quite literally turned to gold-plated crap on a cheap serving dish, gross. 

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whatever
119 days ago

just another monkey, aping around for the cameras--and she's just another superficial piece of synthetic fluff-- not one original bone in her body-- vacuous, pout-faced stare says it all, and his plunger puss ghetto-tude face.

Where is a lone gunman/woman when you need one?

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Disco
119 days ago

Well I guess there's no question that Kanye is Delusional. The Kardashians are a sh*t stain on America much like he is. If those people have the power to change the World then they better get movin because all I see is a bunch of self centered fugs and their self love. They've earned nothing and gained their desires yet think their material possessions some how make them better than others. That's not the case they are just a bunch of bags of Sh*t in fancy cars and clothing that they make look cheap!

Disco
119 days ago

Oh and PS you are all on the tabloids because you invited the media, scandal is all any of you are really known for. Pretty sad to have all those resources and have nothing really to show for it.

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Jamie
119 days ago

(Whispers) he's crazy. (Normal tone voice) this marriage may actually work for a couple of years because he kisses Kardashian butt. However, I doubt they will be together forever. Kanye just strikes me as a complicated person..there's no way he will marry his porn star (that he fell in love with watching her suck off Ray J) and live happily ever after. I didn't know much of Kanye before his mother passed but I read somewhere else that he lost his mind after her death...he wasn't himself, and this little speech of him thinking his family and the Kardashians as some kind of Gods proves how mental he is.

judy
119 days ago

Can someone please tell me why this twit does the duck lips ALL the time? They are disgusting!

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rene
119 days ago

WTF? I feel sorry for her because something is very wrong with him! Now that they are married, he is going to make her drop the Kardashian name. He thinks he going t start a West dynasty! He owns her ass now and he is going to drop her family and keep them away from HIS wife and baby!

Jay
119 days ago

They both look stupid exposing their chests, wear a shirt thug man, and trash Kim looks ridiculous in that ugly white get up. Yes we know you have boobs. They deserve each other.

Cathy
118 days ago

Thank you for the first good article I ever read on this rag! Kanye is a media whore and so is Kim - they are perfect for one another. He is laying out da troot - deal wit it.

Just1ofme
118 days ago

Kanye Kardashian....

No Name
118 days ago

Kim got what she thinks she wanted and went after this nut case. Men like Kanye controlling and self-center demanding are the type that will beat your ass in a heartbeat. Once he gets Kim and his child in that house he will take full control of isolating her from mother Kardashian-Jenner. At first all will be so sweet but this is a man she will not be able to control. I predict their marriage will last at least a few years if not less. They both got what they deserved. A man that accept Kim and all her open bagged and have humped with every man he knows plus the ones is do not know will watch her closely. After the newest of marriage wears off she becomes his property. The names he will start calling her in private behind those close doors will not be a pretty picture. The Kardashians already have a plan in the making for Kanye they are well aware of his mental illness and they are going to jack him up from left to right. Yes, Kim will accept the abuse when it starts coming all part of the plan.

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Guest 1010
118 days ago

Kanye believes that Kim is the ideal celebrity... The ideal art... He also believes that she is still a virgin and the Black-trash-ian family is the best family in the whole world... From the photos, there were not a lot of black people in that wedding... This is typical from a lot of black man... Idealizing a white who... He would have never married a black girl with a porn past and with as many exes and husbands as Kim had. Get out of the plantation Kanye... Kim has NO talent and NO class.

John
118 days ago

He's King of the Mooks and a DoucheRocket.

Courtney
118 days ago

It's not a good sign or true love if your spouse gives your wedding speech/toast about the "power" you both have and how combining "powers" will make this "empire" and doesn't talk about the love they share, why they are so in love and meant to be!!! He is so narcissistic that it makes him look like a rambling idiot! Where does anyone get this idea that he's some kind of genius?!? I call divorce by the second year!

Jen
118 days ago

Yes, they are both wack jobs, but he seems genuine about loving her. Take away their "celebrity" and see them as bride and groom. He's excited to marry this woman and be a part of her family, and that IS a beautiful thing!

Now here's hoping they'll retreat from celebrity life into married life and we'll never have to hear about them again.

Guest 101
118 days ago

Kanye believes that Kim is the ideal celebrity... The ideal art... He also believes that she is still a virgin and the Black-trash-ian family is the best family in the whole world... From the photos, there were not a lot of black people in that wedding... This is typical from a lot of black man... Idealizing a white who... He would have never married a black girl with as many exes and husbands as Kim had. Get out of the plantation Kanye...

Brahleah
118 days ago

sadly you feel that way, because if you get over your big head.....money or not, the rest of the country does not......you are an idiot Kanye, and saying Kim is anything other then a commercialized hooker is sad......come on would you want "North" to come out in stardom in a "SEX TAPE".......you are all pigs

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Brahleah
118 days ago

Arggg I just threw up a little bit reading that.

Cjbailey
118 days ago

It won't be long before we see pics of bruises on Kim. Now that they are married, he doesn't have to control his anger with her. The first time that she wears something other than what he has instructed her to wear, she will be picking herself up off the floor. I understand that people are entitled to have the kind of wedding they can afford, but good grief. So much over the top fanfare for a 3rd wedding. This doesn't make the marriage last any longer (we saw that with the last wedding). What a train wreck.

carrie
118 days ago

Well said. Boy oh Boy.....this guy is crazyyyyy.

lifeisprecious
118 days ago

I read that Kanye's wedding speech was 20 minutes long. Just more proof that it's always got to be about him. Yeah, it's his wedding day, but not his alone. And calling the Kardashians "The most remarkable people of our time", proves that Kanye was dropped on his head as a baby, and then dropped 3 or 4 more times, just for the hell of it.

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