The World Will Never, Ever Be Ready for This
This ... oh god, how are we even going to begin with this horror ... this is the cover art for Madonna's obviously ridiculous new single, "Unapologetic B----." This is also, tragically enough, the first time that we're even hearing about Madonna's new single, "Unapologetic B----." The world can be a cruel, cold place, and Madonna is doing absolutely nothing to help that. For shame.
And you know what? It's pretty awful that Madonna so clearly thinks that being an unapologetic b---- is good, or cool, or anything other than a very serious character flaw that needs to be immediately worked through instead of being used as a (probably super lame) new song. What even happened to this lady? Was she always this bad, or is this a recent development? If Instagram had existed in the 80s, would she still be a thing, or would everyone have gotten fed up with her right away? We can't ever know for sure, but it's nice to dream, right?
Basically, if you're going to be an unapologetic b----, Madonna, we're going to go ahead and be unapologetically unforgiving. Or unapologetically annoyed. Or unapologetically over it. Take your pick.