The World Will Never, Ever Be Ready for This

5/25/2014 5:00 AM PDT, by
This ... oh god, how are we even going to begin with this horror ... this is the cover art for Madonna's obviously ridiculous new single, "Unapologetic B----." This is also, tragically enough, the first time that we're even hearing about Madonna's new single, "Unapologetic B----." The world can be a cruel, cold place, and Madonna is doing absolutely nothing to help that. For shame.

And you know what? It's pretty awful that Madonna so clearly thinks that being an unapologetic b---- is good, or cool, or anything other than a very serious character flaw that needs to be immediately worked through instead of being used as a (probably super lame) new song. What even happened to this lady? Was she always this bad, or is this a recent development? If Instagram had existed in the 80s, would she still be a thing, or would everyone have gotten fed up with her right away? We can't ever know for sure, but it's nice to dream, right?

Basically, if you're going to be an unapologetic b----, Madonna, we're going to go ahead and be unapologetically unforgiving. Or unapologetically annoyed. Or unapologetically over it. Take your pick. 

Filed Under:  Madonna , Photos

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736 days ago

She is the best example of a woman past her prime. She just keeps trying to be SEXY, trying to be BOLD. Bitch, sit down; you're closer to sixty than fifty.

736 days ago

I feel bad for her kids. I would be beyond mortified if my mom did even a quarter of the trashy sh*t Madonna does!

735 days ago

This is not the cover of her single, this is not even a single, this is a fan made cover she posted.
She set a trap to your hate and you jumped right in, criticizing a song you did not even heard and that does not even exist.
Caught red handed.

735 days ago

This is not the cover of her new single, this is not even a new single. This is a fan made thing she reposted after the fan who did it sent it to her.
But it is a nice trap for your hate since you jumped right into it, criticizing a song you did not hear or that even exists. Pretty transparent. You're caught red handed.
By the way her kids are more than fine, she's doing a better job than your parents that's for sure.

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