You Know You're Desperate When You Start Your Own Feeble Pregnancy Rumors
Q: What does LeAnn Rimes do to stay relevant on a holiday weekend when everything is actually about everything but LeAnn Rimes for a good few days?
A: Well, duh, she starts desperate, vague pregnancy rumors, and then chuffs and says "lol" at the end of them. Amazing, right (no no no no -- not so much)? Check it out:
See, other reasonable responses to this kind of statement would be something along the lines of "Hey, thanks!" or "Yeah, they are looking good today, aren't they" or even "Want my plastic surgeon's number? He's just the most," but then LeAnn hasn't been the most reasonable person -- especially on Twitter -- as of late.
@TruthAndSarcasm im producing milk lol— LeAnn Rimes Cibrian (@leannrimes) May 25, 2014
Yet naturally, LeAnn would jump to fuel the rumors of a likely non-existent pregnancy, because if we really have to get all physiological about it, LeAnn'd probably be showing a little bit at the point of producing milk if she were actually pregnant, but all you have to do is take a look at all of her photos with her flat, tight stomach to know that she isn't showing anything than a big bite of egoism.
Nice try, girl, and yeah, your boobs do look pretty great in that photo, but can't we just leave it at that?