Farrah Abraham Just Got Too Ridiculous For Any Words

6/11/2014 7:30 AM PDT, by
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Hey, you know that thing that happens where Farrah Abraham says some words and then we all just laugh and laugh? This is one of those times, how great is that?! This time in particular, Farrah is saying words about that porn -- sorry, sorry, "celebrity sex tape" -- that she did, and how it was for sure, 100% NOT a porn, and how it is only about a zillion times better than any porn you will ever see. Aren't you just quivering with anticipation? No? Well, you're probably still super excited to read this nonsense anyway.

On the difference between a celebrity sex tape and a porn (and why celebrity sex tapes are better):

"I think people purposely don't know how to separate what a celebrity sex tape is and a regular porn. I mean, I have wonderful friends who are in the adult industry, they make porn for a living. That's what they always do. Like, payment is different. Like, living your life is different. Taking care of yourself. Everything is different. (With porn), many people won't ever see it, they won't ever know about it. But, for a celebrity sex tape, as we all are aware of, millions of people will watch it and you get way more [backlash]. And you are more known for it. And there is just a more compelling something."

Seriously, she's like a million times better for being in a celebrity sex tape:

 "A celebrity sex tape to me, outshines any other porn star, and any other person who makes porn. Lots of my friends make sex tapes. They can't say, 'Oh my God, I made a celebrity sex tape,' and nobody even knows about it. So there's a huge difference. And that's just what society made of it. It's not me, I don't make these definitions, it's just obvious."

On how she was definitely dating James Deen, very famous porn star and the costar of her "celebrity sex tape":

"I personally was [in the relationship]. I can only say what I personally am, and what I was under the belief of. I can't really vouch for anyone else or anything." 

Guys, this ... I mean, she ... nope, words aren't happening right now. Words cannot possibly happen, because Farrah's weird attitude and her completely ridiculous viewpoints have just the most special way of killing brain cells and birthing disappointment. And that's where we are now, friends. That is precisely where we are.
Filed Under:  Farrah Abraham , Interview

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Comments

Carl
79 days ago

i love her.

ruthie
78 days ago

She has mental health issues.

Cynical Me
78 days ago

So she's saying she is better than the 'friends' that do porn? She's got to be really high all the time, drunk off her ass all the time or she really is this delusional.