The World Is Not Remotely Ready for A Jenner Band

6/13/2014 1:00 PM PDT, by


Brace yourselves, friends, because if we are to believe this video, and if we are to believe Kendall Jenner's Instagram, it would seem that Kendall and Kylie Jenner are forming a band. They're called The Jealousies. Tyler the Creator is helping them with some choreography here. And the rest of us are just staring in stunned silence.

All right, but considering the quality of the video (and the quality of the dancing), there is a solid chance that this is just a joke. But we can't live our lives based on assumptions like that, and, after all, Kendall and Kylie just wrote a book, so who's to say that they can't be branching out into music, too? 

It's too soon to say much, but we can say this: heaven help us all. If this band thing is real, then just ... heaven help us.

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Filed Under:  Kendall Jenner , Kylie Jenner

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bob
139 days ago

You could have shortened the copy to "Here's a really stupid video." and moved on to your next spectacular IG/Twitter/Vine/Snapchat find.

ruthie
138 days ago

The music was perfect.

Gabster
138 days ago


Madonna daughter Lourdes just graduated High School!!!!

The Jenner's girls are just --plain. WASTE

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LJ Wolf
136 days ago

Such BASIC and BORING (yawns) Girls with zero brains or education. Such a waste of space..