But Why Can't Everyone Just Love Robert Pattinson?!
So look, if you're a human being who lives in this world who also watches movies and/or appreciates nice things, you should probably go ahead and love Robert Pattinson. Not in a weird, obsessive, "Edward Cullen FOREVER" way, just in a "well, isn't that a lovely gentleman" way. And do you know what that entails? That entails not throwing a fit anytime you hear that dear old Rob here might be involved in some new movies.
For instance, have you heard the rumors that Robert is in talks to star in a couple of "Indiana Jones" and "Star Wars" reboots? According to those rumors, he's going to play the title role in "Indiana Jones," and he's set to play Han Solo in "Star Wars." After those rumors started floating around, it seemed like everyone in the world started freaking out hard, saying that Robert Pattinson is no Harrison Ford (obviously), and that he would ruin both franchises, etc. And do you know what Robert himself said about the situation?
"I don't know why [anyone would think that]. Why is that coming out? I honestly don't understand what it's all about. Man, I wish! ... I didn't even know there was a Han Solo spinoff coming out. Sounds like a cool spinoff. I'll watch it."
There, now don't you feel like a fool? You'd be blessed to have such a humble, adorable soul appear in every single movie you ever watch. And you should be ashamed of yourself if you ever thought any different.