Selena Gomez Is Just Starting to Get Creepy Now

6/16/2014 11:00 AM PDT, by

Get your sighs and eye rolling muscles prepared, friends, because you're going to use them a whole lot when you watch this little video Selena Gomez posted to Instagram. There's also a chance that you're going to be absolutely terrified, because it's just that unsettling. "But wait," you might be thinking to yourself, "it's just a short little Instagram video, how would I possibly have time to feel all those emotions?" And to that, I say "just watch it, friends. Just watch it and weep (from terror)."

She says this is a poem, and that's sweet, I guess, but it's just the way she recites it, and her little laugh at the end ... it's too much. Selena has gotten too worrisome, this video is too unnerving, and it's all just entirely too much. The world can't take this much subtle scariness from one little pop star.


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713 days ago

Those are lyrics to a 311 song....originally recorded by The Cure. Maybe take a second and do some research dummy.

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713 days ago

Guys, should we start to be worried about Emily Trainham? Because she's the very definition of a concern-troll. If someone reciting some lyrics on an internet video are "worrisome," I think you should get off the internet and get some freaking perspective. Shut up, Emily! You're wrong. Selena Gomez has done nothing "worrisome" and nothing wrong. Pray to your god that this is the only type of thing in your life you will ever have to consider "worrisome," you bullying little twat.

713 days ago

And Emily, don't you get so freaking bored with your schtick? I know I am. I see something with the word "worry" about a teenage trifle, and it's like, oh. I bet if I scroll up I'll find that Emily Trainham wrote this piece of crap. The saddest thing about this is that you find some kind of self-esteem from posting this shit on the internet, thinking you're somehow not "worrisome" because you're identifying (false) things to be "worried" about in other people. I come here because there's occasionally some good analysis or just fun stuff, but I never, ever find it in an Emily Trainwreck post. Look within, girl. I find your internet behavior worrisome.

713 days ago

Emily, this gig is creepy. Hope you are looking for another job.

Prince Phillip Anon Harris
713 days ago

@sobeautiful baby cheeks, I love you.

Observer_The Lovely
711 days ago

...and I will always love Selena Gomez....

...unless she fattens up like Linda Ronstadt....