The World is Not Prepared for The Joining of Courtney Love and Mariah Carey
This may very well be the most frightening thing you've seen in your life, but we owe it to you to give you the opportunity to prepare yourself for whatever horror may come from this, the most worrisome of unions between Courtney Love and Mariah Carey. Because think about it, friends: can you even think of two more annoying celebrities? If you can, you surely can think of a more annoying combination than these two. Just think of it: Courtney's bizarreness paired with Mariah's diva tendencies? It's a nightmare, plain and simple. A nightmare that has come to life.
Our sincerest apologies. Now take cover.