Kelly Osbourne's Ass is DIVINE
Wow. Seriously. You know, if we knew you had this in you all this time, Kelly Osbourne, we wouldn't have thought you were as big a celeb-feuding jackass as we did. ... Oh, no, wait, we still would -- but you'd be a jackass with a super, super, super great ass.
Amazing how some things change -- and how some just don't change at all -- huh?