Justin Bieber is One Sad Little Event Away From Showing His Wiener

6/30/2014 11:30 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
"Night," indeed, because there's just no way twenty thousand people should be liking a photo that looks like this, and from Justin Bieber of all people. 

This is a photo that Justin ostensibly shared on Shots.com, a social media photo-sharing app, and suffice it to say that the pic looks grody, gross, greasy, and ... I dunno, makes us feel all grumpy and dead inside. 

Put your clothes on, Justin. Nobody wants to see your penis, OK? And especially not while you're looking all lubed-up and out of it. 

Filed Under:  Justin Bieber , hot photos , Photos

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698 days ago

UGH! He is just so GROSS! I just threw up in my mouth a little!

698 days ago

And by "no one wants to see your penis," you mean "lots of people (including me, Sarah) would LOVE to see your penis. You know you do.

697 days ago

I have to say I am desperate to not only see the Bieber's penis, but also taste it and do unholy, amoral things with it.


But, seriously, he didn't look "out of it." Bieber always does that look. Probab;y think it's sexy.

I notice, Sarah, you always have to spin it so dark with JB, it's getting a bit stale. This ain't the first nearly-dick pic I've seen of a 18-25 year-old and it won't be the last.

People really need to start getting a grip on their Bieb-hate. Newflash:

He's not the anti-christ, just a frigging kid. So calm down Sarah with the grim intoning, and that goes for everyone else.

697 days ago

It'a amazing what a drugged up narcissist he has become.

697 days ago

He sure has turned into a drugged up narcissist.

697 days ago

Tash, you're sound like a bit of a narcissist yourself kid.

Get a life and stop focusing on what Bieber's doing. He doesn't even know you're alive. I am pretty sure your life isn't perfect, so here's an idea.

Go and live it.

697 days ago

So this is what Chantel Jeffries the Taz's Angel whore see when she sucks his dick with Catherine Paiz tong too?? It's sexy to think that he is saying " yeah like that baby" while looking at you like this. I think this guy knows how sexy he is. Knows he is driving ladies from 15 to 35 crazy with his shirtless pics. He knows that TMZ guys are jealous too.