Justin Bieber is One Sad Little Event Away From Showing His Wiener
"Night," indeed, because there's just no way twenty thousand people should be liking a photo that looks like this, and from Justin Bieber of all people.
This is a photo that Justin ostensibly shared on Shots.com, a social media photo-sharing app, and suffice it to say that the pic looks grody, gross, greasy, and ... I dunno, makes us feel all grumpy and dead inside.
Put your clothes on, Justin. Nobody wants to see your penis, OK? And especially not while you're looking all lubed-up and out of it.